Things you don't want to say in a household of women--add yours.
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Thu Feb-26-09 09:56 AM
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Things you don't want to say in a household of women--add yours.
"Well, it's nice to see all your periods are synchronized." "Would you guys mind putting the toilet seat up when you're done?"
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Thu Feb-26-09 09:58 AM
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1. What are you all, on the rag?
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Thu Feb-26-09 09:58 AM
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2. The version I heard was
"I don't complain about putting the seat up. You don't need to complain about putting it down." Another favorite (this one is NOT a good idea, btw): "A headache that lasts 7 months is a problem. See a doctor."
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:05 AM
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3. That'll get you a pass to a night on the "Punishment Couch."
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:06 AM
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4. "Glad to see you all in your proper place"
this works really well if they are all in the kitchen
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:07 AM
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How about: Barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen...
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:07 AM
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5. "I ate at least two dozen donuts this week! Oh, by the way, I lost ten pounds!"
Edited on Thu Feb-26-09 10:08 AM by HopeHoops
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:10 AM
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6. "Are you using Miracle Grow on your ass, or something?"
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:31 AM
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7. So many to choose from.....
"Did you gain weight?" (during/after a "lecture"...) "Were you saying something? I wasn't listening." "You're turning into your mother, and that scares the hell outta me.."
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:36 AM
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8. Don't answer the question...
"Does this dress make me look like a sausage?" with "what kind- link or patty?"
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:37 AM
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9. i once asked my wife (i thought i was being nice)
"hey hon, would you like me to get you the vaccum?" i mean there were lots of dust bunnies under a cedar chest as i moved it to get something that fell behind it.
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:45 AM
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10. Will you throw my underwear in the wash with yours?
I hope no one else wanted this last piece of chocolate.
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Thu Feb-26-09 10:45 AM
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11. husband said to me the other day
"how come none of my socks are clean?" :grr: :nuke: :nuke: :grr:
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Thu Feb-26-09 11:52 AM
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12. Hey I see a little mustache coming through... nt
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Thu Feb-26-09 11:57 AM
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13. Which one of youse broads is gonna round me up some vittles?
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:14 PM
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14. "Would one of you gals fetch me a beer, this game just went into overtime?"
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:17 PM
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16. Then when they get you one you say
"Thanks Sugar Tits" They love that!! :yoiks:
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Thu Feb-26-09 03:18 PM
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:17 PM
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15. 1. Shouldn't you be getting some exercise?
2. My mother did that THIS way. 3. The trouble with women today is...(insert any phrase). 4. Any use of the C word.
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Thu Feb-26-09 12:45 PM
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17. I ran out of clean underwear, so I'm wearing yours
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