ok, i finally know what "Slap Chop" is and why it was such a sensation here

[CreekDog]

it has to do with the Vince connection:





but he's kind of crazy looking. :hide:

[ghostsofgiants]

1. He looks like a shark.

But you're gonna love his nuts.

[CreekDog]

2. he kind of looks like:

[Shell Beau]

30. I was thinking in those pics, he looks like this

[mcctatas]

3. Oh CreekDog....

you are soooooo lucky you aren't a dude, otherwise Vince might hunt you down and slap chop yer nutz!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. ahem

:spank: :rofl:

[CreekDog]

6. i agree

:wtf: :eyes:

[CreekDog]

5. .

you bad. :spank:

[mcctatas]

8. thank you ma'am, may I have another?

:evilgrin:

[texanwitch]

7. I think he looks like Bevis or Buthead.

The human version.

[bluesbassman]

9. Seperated at birth.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

10. et tu bluesbassman?

DTM! :eyes:


:P

[bluesbassman]

11. Jeez, he keeps popping back up!

I thought he was wood chips by now.:P

Good to see you here darlin'. One day at a time, okay?:hug:

[mcctatas]

12. He has more doubles than Stalin!

The real Vince is hiding out in a man sized safe in Cheney's new office :P

*thank you bbm, I feel safer and freer than I have in years

[PaddyBlueEyes]

14. VINCE SUCKS VINCE SUCKS VINCE SUCKS VINCE SUCKS

VINCE SUCKS VINCE SUCKS...

[bluesbassman]

15. Hey, take it easy Paddy. He's just a carny, you know...

small hands, smells like cabbage.:rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

16. exactly the type of guy

that nobody would miss...if he just disappeared one day. :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

17. all y'all ripping on Vince...

DTM!!!!!!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

18. Yeah ok....

im making a phone call right now..

[Mollis]

13. I saw that commercial

and was cracking the hell up. He makes absolutely no sense. hahaha

[peekaloo]

19. and its sidekick Graty

babblin' like a meth head in this one.


still filming commercials in between breaks at the drive-thru.

[sakabatou]

20. I think that guy and the guy for Oxi-Clean

Should have volume settings on their bodies.

[baldguy]

21. Beavis finally kicked Butthead to the curb & grew up to be responsible.

[madinmaryland]

22. What's a "creekdog chop"

:shrug:

[JVS]

23. I think they designed that commercial for quotability

"you're gonna love my nuts"

"you're gonna be slapping your troubles away"

"stop having a boring tuna"

"If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand"

"we're gonna make america skinny again, one slap at a time"

[Left Is Write]

25. I think so too, and it tries much too hard.

It's irritating.

[Left Is Write]

24. I do not love Vince. I do not love his nuts.

I do not believe the Slap Chop is the antidote to a boring life.

I think the Slap Chop looks like a worthless, schlocky piece of crap.

I think Vince is a shameless huckster.

[JVS]

26. I can see some of the uses of the slap chop as worthwhile.

the garlic, onions, or nuts, yeah. I can see that. But I don't understand how pulverizing a hard-boiled egg means that I have a quick breakfast. It means I have a mess.

[Left Is Write]

27. Sure, but I have better products I can use for those purposes.

That thing looks like it would fall apart in less than a year. It's just one more crappy gadget.

[JVS]

28. What?

I'm not expert in kitchen gadgetry, but I know that chopping onions with my knife is a pain.

[Left Is Write]

29. I have a food processor if I don't feel like chopping by hand (which isn't that big a deal).

And contrary to commercial representations, using a food processor doesn't require special training, a lot of extra trouble, grimaces or sweat or tears, or an act of Congress.