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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:11 AM
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Ever have one of THOSE days where you realize
that the world we live in is so horribly shitty that you no longer dream of Heaven and start longing to find out what Hell will be like just for a break from it all?
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:30 AM
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1. yep
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Lethe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 12:38 AM
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2. have a drink on me buddy
hope things will perk up

Al Capone: "Hell must be a great place cause they're keepin' everybody out."
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:33 AM
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3. I got you scheduled, Jam
now wait your f***ing turn :7
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:38 AM
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4. But...but...
I want to meet my daddy NOW! I've always seen Satan as my father, because of what that preacher in school said when I was little. I want to meet Satan. Something fucked up and I don't seem to get any memos. Do you know where the Satanic Memo Registry is so I can update my mailing address?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:39 AM
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5. moving you up the list
yes INDEED
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insanity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 02:56 AM
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6. Hell is where the party is at.
Only Mormons get into heaven.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-09 04:06 AM
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7. Shit, I saw a thread where some whacko religious group was
Edited on Tue Feb-24-09 04:07 AM by Jamastiene
trying to get the Mormons into Hell. I said, Oh, HELL, no. We don't want that. Could you imagine? There goes the neighborhood. They'll make us wear underwear and listen to the Osmonds. There's no underwear wearing in Hell. :wtf:

Ya know?
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