My suggestion for improving DU: Everyone will be called "Cenk," followed by a sequential number.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

136,874 registered users, so I will be "Cenk 000,001" (because I THOUGHT of it FIRST, THAT'S why).

It will take a little getting used to, but I think that it will make for a much better Web Site in the months ahead.

Initially, people will forget the numbers. Someone will say "Cenk posted that earlier today" and in addition to "LINK???" they will ask "WHICH DAMNED CENK?"

Also, the various Cenks will be misidentified. Someone will say "Cenk 000,438 posted that" and Cenk 000,448 will reply, visibly upset, and say "No, that was ME." Then the Cenk who posted the error will apologize and Cenk 000,448 will reply "No problem, Cenk."

The only exception to this new policy will be for CaliforniaPeggy, who will now be known as CaliforniaCenk, and she will begin all of her posts with "My Dear Cenk."

Best regards,

Cenk 000,001

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

1. I'll be "Cenk-90"

Why? Because it sounds cool.

[leftyclimber]

3. It sounds kind of like you're radioactive.

:silly:

[Canuckistanian]

8. Exactly!

I'm Radioactive Cenk-90! Don't mess wif me!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. I call 69

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

5. Oh, needless to say.

:rofl:

[crim son]

4. SO much better than these ever-mutating screennames.

Cenk 000,008 (eight being my favorite number) reporting.

[EastTennesseeDem]

6. You're skipping 13 and 666 right?

Like hotel floors and numbers?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

10. That would obviously be in everyone's best interests....

:rofl:

[swag]

7. Pic thread!

[Richardo]

11. I'm CENK 1138

[Lyric]

9. My name is 007. Cenk 007.

:hi:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. "NO, Mr. Cenk...I expect you to die..."

:rofl: