If God wrote Death-Metal...

[Elidor]

{Spoken:}
This is my son in whom I'm well-pleased
Now let us...wait a minute...aw, Jeez!

{Screaming:}
Saw what you did to my kid, yes I did!
Ain't gonna let it just slide!
Fiy-yer and brimstone rain down on your head!
Original Sin! You must die!

I gave you a savior to lighten your load
You nailed his ass to a tree!
You and your children and all of your ilk
Will die before you can flee!

Flee! Flee! Flee from the wrath of the Lord!
I'm comin' to git'cha
I'll make ya my bitch-yeah
Don't slam your ass in the door!

Flee! Flee! Flee from the mighty Yaweh!
I'll plague you with boils
And I'll boil you in oil
And don't make fun of my name!

You shall have no gods before ME!
You shall never speak ill of ME!
If you ever should ask why so harsh I must task
'Cause you nailed his ass to a TREE!

To a TREE! To a TREE!
You nailed his ass to a TREE!

Oh, never mind.


Hey-Soos is the Hendrix of the Upright Bass

[MrScorpio]

1. I wonder if Napalm Death does weddings, funerals and Bar Mitzvahs?

That would be a sight to see

[Ysabel]

2. LOL...!

note: not laughing at religion...

i just think this is really funny - i love it...

[Elidor]

3. thank you

I do birthdays and bar mitzvahs, too. :evilgrin:
(oops, I just stole part of Mr. Scorpio's joke, lol. Is it me or is it toasty in here?)