They arrested my mom for baking brownies.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:00 PM
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They arrested my mom for baking brownies.
Can you fucking believe that?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:04 PM
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1. What was in the brownies?
I thought the nursing home finished the bag of the chronic off last night?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:05 PM
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2. No, she threw the whole bag in the batter.
What kind of woman steals her own son's weed?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:13 PM
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I just invented a memory that she and everyone in the nursing home burned it all up. I guess she sacrificed her popularity around there just to make some potent brownies. The lady's got her priorities straight, apparently.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:17 PM
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8. There was a problem...
Old man down the hall from her plays guitar. She got high, stole the guitar, and stood with it in the middle of the hallway in her slippers and nightgown while she lit it on fire and smashed it while screaming "Look at me man....I'm Hendrix".
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:18 PM
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The same type of father who steals his daughters and hides it til he deems it's time
to plant it in a place that makes everyone in the house paranoid.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:20 PM
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:22 PM
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:27 PM
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16. lol...that was years ago
I got over it. I poured all his Seagrams 7 down the drain. lol
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:28 PM
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17. You poured it down the drain?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:30 PM
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20. Hey, it gave him the opportunity to drink at the club !
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:30 PM
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21. And was it better for you that way?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:35 PM
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22. Yes...things were better when he was out of the house
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:36 PM
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23. Well you see then, indirectly, my mom made things better for you.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:38 PM
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24. Yes....thank her for me.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:39 PM
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25. I will, and thank you.
A friend of my mom's is a friend of mine.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:41 PM
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27. No wonder you have so many hearts
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:42 PM
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28. Mom gave them all to me...
She gets $50 a month to live on. I said "You better buy me some fuckin' hearts ma".
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:45 PM
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:47 PM
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I saw her have a drink....ONCE. About a half a glass of wine. You would have thought she chugged a bottle of grain alcohol.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:48 PM
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31. I knew one person who was like that
But most people I knew drank like pirates.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:50 PM
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32. We lived in the same house in my late teens...
My friends and I would come home at 3 am blasted, and go upstairs. She would wake up in the middle of the night and bake us a pizza from scratch.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:51 PM
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My brother came home tripping on acid one night and my dad made him eat steak and potatoes. It was hilarious.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:53 PM
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:56 PM
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35. He said the steak was moving on his plate
Try 'splaining that to your dad.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:57 PM
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36. I can only imagine lol!!
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:59 PM
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37. I'm amazed my bro and I made it this far in life
Good thing we got help...hahahaha.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:07 PM
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:11 PM
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4. Either way, I'm going to testify against her.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:13 PM
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6. I knew it! You're really Michael Phelps!
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:19 PM
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10. You know how embarrassing it is to have to remind your 90 year old mom...
to change her bong water?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:15 PM
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7. What were the charges?
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:18 PM
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9. Possession with intent to sell.
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Thu Feb-19-09 09:12 PM
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He's dead jim...
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:25 PM
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14. I can't believe this!
Edited on Thu Feb-19-09 08:26 PM by Dystopian
What kind of man would let his mother take the rap for him? :spank: peace~ correct pronoun :crazy:
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:26 PM
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15. The kind of man who constantly gets his haircut made fun of by his mother...
at the nursing home. (Just joking you know...love her to pieces). :hug:
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Thu Feb-19-09 09:06 PM
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38. I know you love her.....
But she really makes fun of your haircut? :spray: Sorry....but it would be hilarious if she really did.:P peace~
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:28 PM
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18. Alice B. Toklas would be proud
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:29 PM
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19. She does everything. That's how she lived to be 90.
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:39 PM
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26. Oh hell! I got kicked out of the Cub Scouts
for eating Brownies... :P
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Thu Feb-19-09 09:14 PM
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42. If ya know what I mean
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Thu Feb-19-09 09:09 PM
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39. I'm glad they did arrest her.
Leaving a load of kids in a roasting hot minivan on a summers day is definitely criminal. Especially when they're in their Brownie uniforms. Mark.
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