I owe the dog an apology.

[holeinboatoutatsea]

I woke up earlier, opened the bedroom door and was blasted with a smell from hell. The dog spent the night on the couch, and I immediately accused him of spending the night farting just to piss me off. I should say, I'm not a good morning person.

I chastised him for stinking up the place and put him in the back yard.

I went into the kitchen to grab a Pepsi from the fridge.

I noticed the crock pot on the counter.

I had completely forgotten that I was crock-potting beans.

I feel so guilty for getting mad at the poor, innocent dog.

What did you do first thing this morning?

[Dirty Hippie]

1. Doesn't say much for your culinary skills!

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[holeinboatoutatsea]

2. No kidding!

if I can't stand the smell of 'em, how the hell am I going to eat'em?

[Droopy]

3. First thing this morning I got a call from work

Saying that I have to come in today. Dammit! I thought I was in the clear when they didn't call me yesterday. I had planned on catching up on some of my homework today, now it will have to wait until tomorrow. I never get a day to just relax and piddle around not doing much of anything.

[Obamarama]

6. Two Words:

Caller ID. You have a life. Unless you have agreed to be on-call, I wouldn't let anyone tell me "You have to come in today."

This happened to me once. Employer calls me on a Saturday morning and says two people called in sick, you have to come in. I said "I'm sorry Keith, could you please rephrase that in the form of a question."

He then asked if I would come in and I said I was awfully sorry, but I had other plans that day I couldn't alter.

If they ASK, it gives you the power to say NO.

[demnan]

4. We owe the entire species of dog an apology

for breeding them up with wrinkly faces and curly tails and shaving them up into little balls - making them yapping midgets and woofing giants with tiny legs or long skinny legs. You name it.

Yes I know I own a Siamese cat and many people have a problem with them too. We bred the cat into whiny skinny things with cries like babies.

What I did this morning: I made up a wonderful pot of Chai with some special silver tippy Assam tea, cardomon pods, cinamnon stick, ginger and a few peppercorns. I added warm milk to the pot and steeped. Nice on a rainy morning.

[DBoon]

5. If you can train a dog not to fart

then logically you could train them to fart on command.

I'll have to look into this...