Shit, I think I left my bag of weed at the nursing home today...
LeftyFingerPop
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:07 AM
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Shit, I think I left my bag of weed at the nursing home today...
when I went to visit my mom.
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:08 AM
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1. damn. What good are ya?
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:10 AM
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3. Well, I got her a bong for Christmas, so she will be ok...
They don't dare fuck with a 90 year old woman who is smoking weed.
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:12 AM
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6. hell, there is no need to fuck with a 90 yr old woman who is smoking
Edited on Thu Feb-19-09 12:12 AM by Tuesday Afternoon
weed. As long as she does not bogart she will be fine :D
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:13 AM
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Maybe you could post an appropriate song for LFP in this sitcheeeayshun....
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:29 AM
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A singular situation, is it not? There should be a perfect song for this occasion. A predicament, indeed.
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:09 AM
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Anyone you can call? Night nurse? Cheech? Carl Sagan? :hug:
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:11 AM
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5. I tried calling the night nurse....
But they are all standing around singing Little Feat's "Willin'".
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:14 AM
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Was thinking along same lines...see post to TA above
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:11 AM
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4. I bet your Mom is one popular lady right now.
Just sayin... :shrug: Laura
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:12 AM
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7. I bet you are right...
They make friends with her because her son brings weed.
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:17 AM
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10. If you got weed all the time can I adopt you?
Failing that, will you be my new best pal? :shrug: Laura
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:19 AM
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The thing with me is...I take one hit and I'm good for hours...so it lasts me a longggggg time.
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:22 AM
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12. Economical. Frugal. Positive descriptions, I'd say.
AND you sounds like a dedicated son, too! I'd say your mom is a lucky woman. Laura
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:23 AM
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13. I had a kid leave a bag of weed
in his backpack when he came in the station to use the bathroom. He came back for it. :rofl:
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:25 AM
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14. There's gonna be a lot o' gigglin' going on in the nursin' home tonight.
Edited on Thu Feb-19-09 12:25 AM by Jamastiene
I'll bet that's going to be a sight. Hey, at least nobody can get preggers, eh? :P
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:32 AM
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psssst Vito...gimme one of your "blue" pills...
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Thu Feb-19-09 12:57 AM
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17. I love the blue pills.
There should be a designer blue pill named after me. I certainly love them enough. :hippie:
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Thu Feb-19-09 08:12 AM
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18. You didn't leave it there - she LIFTED it as you kissed her good-bye!!!
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