The Big Bang was just God having an orgasm

[MrScorpio]

After gravity reverses the expansion of the Universe and causes it to contract upon itself into the size and space of pinpoint, that's when God will convulse again in a chain of multiple orgasms.



They don't call our galaxy the Milky Way for nothing.

[Sky Masterson]

1. Are we talken Astral Splooge?

:yoiks:

[MrScorpio]

3. Cosmic Porn

And it wasn't premature

[Sky Masterson]

4. Praise the Load

:yoiks:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. It is known as the Holy Fuckarolli Theory.

One big roll in the hay.

[pokerfan]

5. aka the horrendous space kablooey

possibly ending in the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rip">Big Rip.

In other words, the universe is giant blumpkin.

[Deja Q]

6. Dang, you're good!

:spray: :rofl:

[rcrush]

7. I thought God lit one of his farts while arm wrestling his roommate?

I swear I read that somewhere.

[Bucky]

8. I'm imagining that puberty went really rough on you

God doesn't have orgasms. God only has contempt and harsh judgment against anything you think is fun.