I'm an Evil DUer! Waaah!

[blogslut]

I haz many sads.

[TZ]

1. Don't be sad..

In my world thats a compliment..:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Me too.

We rule. :7

[DarkTirade]

2. Awww... I wish somebody would recognize MY evil genius...

:(

[blogslut]

3. You're evil too!

We shall destroy teh world togever!

TZ is only third place evil. ;)

[DarkTirade]

4. Yay! And it's purple!

Mah favorite color. :hug:

I feel like breaking into song...

DARKTIRADE
I feel evil,
Oh, so evil,
I feel evil and sinister and unpleasant!
And I pity
Any boy who isn't me tonight.

I feel beastly,
Oh, so beastly
It's alarming how beastly I feel!
And so evil
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the evil boy in that mirror there:
Who can that atrocious boy be?
Such a evil face,
Such a evil dress,
Such a evil smile,
Such a evil me!

I feel heinous
And malicious,
Feel like running and kicking a puppy,
For I'm declared evil
By a fellow evil DUer!

DUers
Have you met my good friend DarkTirade,
The craziest boy on the block?
You'll know him the minute you see him,
He's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

He thinks he's injust.
He thinks he's iniquitous.
He isn't injurious,
He's merely insane.

It must be the heat
Or some rare disease,
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas.

Keep away from him,
Send for Thomcat!
This is not the
DarkTirade we know!

Modest and pure,
Polite and refined,
Well-bred and mature
And out of his mind!

DARKTIRADE
I feel evil,
Oh, so evil
That the city should give me its key.
A committee
Should be organized to bow before me.

DUers
La la la la . . .

DARKTIRADE
I feel dizzy,
I feel sunny,
I feel fizzy and funny and fine,
And so evil,
Lex Luthor can just resign!

DUers
La la la la . . .

DARKTIRADE
See the evil boy in that mirror there:

DUers
What mirror where?

DARKTIRADE
Who can that atrocious boy be?

DUers
Which? What? Where? Whom?

DARKTIRADE
Such a evil face,
Such a evil dress,
Such a evil smile,
Such a evil me!

DUers
Such a evil me!

ALL
I feel cunning
And destructive,
Feel like running and kicking a puppy,
For I'm declared evil
By a fellow evil DUer!

[blogslut]

5. Not bad

Are you wearing that dress right now?

[DarkTirade]

6. ... actually I just got out of the shower, so I've just got a towel on.

But I always make sure to leave the bathroom in the most evil manner possible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh1CqCAc2fE

[blogslut]

7. Bacteria Man!

How's that for a supervillian name?

[DarkTirade]

8. Hmm... I dunno. That sounds more like a henchman than a villain.

[blogslut]

10. Doctor Poo!

huh?

[DarkTirade]

11. ... that is both evil and gross. Hmm... that just might work...

:P

[Radical Activist]

9. It kinda goes along

with your username and blog doesn't it? The kind of evil that's very good.

[blogslut]

12. True

I am teh evil that is killing America. Just the same, it was kind of deflating that would be my secret-admirer-you-get-a-heart-because-you-donated thingy. Oh well, It's all good. :)

[Radical Activist]

14. eh nevermind.

I think I misread your post. I'll just think about you being the evil that's killing America. :loveya:

[blogslut]

16. LOL

Somehow, that comforts me. :)

[suninvited]

15. What did you du?

[blogslut]

17. To steal a line...

...anyone I can. ;)