Damn I like Stern alot

[Kamika]

I never really listened to him but I read some stuff he said.. It made me lol in real


"Hi Im George Bush, while firefighters were giving their lives on 9/11, I escaped to my plane and flew around for a couple of hours until I knew it was safe to land. Then I showed up a week later to give my support. Please vote for my bravery."

!! damn lol

and

"Hello, over 20 years ago I stopped doing coke, and driving my car into bushes in a drunken stupor. I didnt stop running companies into the ground, but Im damn persistant arent I? Doesnt that mean something? please vote for me."

[jrthin]

1. Never listened to him either, but

gawd, I like this man.