Best Weapon in a fight on a message board?

[everythingsxen]

[TrogL]

1. The actually grammer would be

"spell-checker-like"

*runs*

[DS1]

2. you must be thinking of grammar

*holds position*

[AndyP]

4. zing

that one hurt the team.

[ET Awful]

5. Not to mention it should be "actual" instead of "actually"

*holds position by DS1*

[AngryYoungMan]

10. LOVE the HAL avatar...

That's HAL's pod bay eye, if I'm not mistaken, judging by the reflections.

[everythingsxen]

3. It always said that...

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. :evilgrin:

[afraid_of_the_dark]

6. I was tempted to vote for "hurled feces"

But I don't really see what good it does in a message board war - other than obscuring your own screen so you can't see what your adversary has said. Or making the keys on your keyboard stick.

Not that I'd know anything about that....

[curse10]

7. Feces! Feces! Feces!

[Pale_Rider]

8. Freedom ...

"Dude, They're not using the internet to express their
freedom of speech. They're using the internet to express
their freedom from being punched in the mouth."
Illiad in User Friendly 3/24/03

[bhunt70]

definately acidic wit.

Grammar, no way, usually when someone attacks your grammar or spelling, it means they have nothing left.

Facts, those are great but cognitive disonance is a bugbear on the internet.

Anything that makes you seem mad doesn't work, and anything that seems like you don't care is equally as bad in my opinion.

Good acidic sarcastic wit is great I think.

[gator_in_Ontario]

9. Restraint

and acidic wit...not necessarily in that order

[Az]

11. Flamewarriors

http://www.flamewarriors.com/

See if you can spot people you know in there.

[xchrom]

12. hiding behind someone else's

acidic wit.

[Robb]

13. Unassailable self-deprecation

There is no response to "Robb is a Dingbat".

It's a total smackdown... no way to come back from that. :silly:

[everythingsxen]

14. Vanity Kick

:kick:

[fishnfla]

15. other, childishly making fun of their handle

an oldie but a goodie. cant think of a real zinger for yours right now, but I've only had 2 beers yet.

[kiahzero]

16. Logical Formalism is the best!

It's very hard to arcue against.

[pagerbear]

17. Caustic barbs

[populistmom]

18. The spanky guy

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[MercutioATC]

19. Other: Vocabulary

[CanuckAmok]

20. I'm going to have to say "medieval mace"...

...or, failing that, some sort of iron maiden.

[JohnLocke]

21. Grammar, of course.

[silverlib]

22. I voted for the logic, machine or otherwise, but

it isn't working tonight. Maybe it never does. Maybe nothing works.

[tigereye]

23. your brain

[BringEmOn]

24. Photoshop