What discussion is currently going on in GD2004 (nominations please)

[Screaming Lord Byron]

Hey! Let's use (insert suspiciously DINO, or indeed blatantly Republican name here) as Vice President.

or maybe

How dare you even contemplate the very idea of voting for that noted kitten-strangler (insert name of candidate here)

[RandomKoolzip]

1. ABK! ABK! ABK!

Anyone but Kerry seems to be a widespread sentiment now that he's almost assured the nomination...


Another one is "I WILL NOT FALL IN LINE!"

Another: "Please, Kerry supporters, I am hurting because I can't seperate politics from my personal life and my candidate didn't get nominated so let me have a good cry and don't tell me to support him. Please? Please?"

Or how about: "Vote Kerry or I'll set fire to your mom!"

And also: "Kerry will lose. I refuse to help him win because he's not Eugene Debs, but MY apathy toward him doesn't matter."

OR: "Kucinich Lost! Nyah nyah nyah nah nah nah nanny nanny boo boo!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. You forgot -

this poll and this poll alone proves for all time that John Kerry is completely unelectable, not to mention the fact that he's basically worse than Bush, SKULL AND BONES, SKULL AND BONES!!!!(choke, dribble)

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Yeah. Or....

"Kucinich wouldn't have had to deal with an obstructionist Senate, House, or SCOTUS as president. He'd just write legislation and....VOILA! Free health care for everyone."

Or: "The words of DUers have forced me to take a look at third party candidates. My liberal conscience would never allow me to vote for someone who was led the investigation into Iran-Contra or protested the war in Vietn- oh, wait a minute....."

[Whitacre D_WI]

4. Or:

"I am a gigantic tool, and everyone should kick me in the shins, because I'm one big-ass tool."


Or is that just how I read GD posts? :shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

5. I just coughed up a loogey on the screen....

Man, don't make me laugh like that when I've got chest congestion!


OR: "Somebody PLEASE slap me with an open hand!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Or..

Why are you inferior cretins not bowing to my clearly superior will in this matter?

[Whitacre D_WI]

7. Remind me not to eat the "oysters" at Hopleaf.

:scared:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. I just can't help posting what is clearly spurious bullshit.

nothing to do with GD2004, that's just me personally.

[Whitacre D_WI]

9. Have you ever posted anything that WASN'T

clearly spurious bullshit? :shrug:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. To be fair, some were totally unfounded accusations.

[Padraig18]

11. I like the 'I live in a fantasy world' threads.

You know which ones I mean: we can prevent Jebbie from stealing FL if we just nominate Graham or Nelson, DK can still win the nomination, etc. ...

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. I prefer the 'OH NO, WE'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO LOSE!!!" threads

[Fenris]

13. "(flash in the pan candidate) can still win the nomination!"

"IF he can just kill Kerry and wear his skin like a suit! But I'm sure he'd lose anyway, because the (DLC, corporate, whorish, or Republican) media will crush his image. But I think we have a chance fellow (asshat candidate) supporters!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

14. Or - Rasmussen is clearly the only reliable and authoritative pollster.