Join hands with me in my prayer for John Ashcroft

[Sandpiper]

O Lord Almighty!

We thank thee for smiting that pompous, puritanical, Elmer Gantry who calls himself our attorney general. We pray that thou would continue to torment and afflict Mr. Ashcroft most grievously, yea, even until all of his internal organs rot.

Amen and Amen. ;-)

[cosmokramer]

1. Praise God!

Here's hoping he is blessed thus by a boil on his behind...Amen

[xultar]

2. OH lord Thank you for getting AssCroft back for taking away our

Civil Liberties.

AMEN

[Westegg]

3. Speak ye not ill of the undead...

...for verily shalt they rise again and smite thee with their pointy teeth...

[coloradodem2005]

4. I have no pity for him.

For what he did to the constitution, I hope he pays dearly for what he has done. It may sound evil to some, but I hate that man. I hate him passionately.

[MikeG]

5. I heard that when they opened him up they found his thumb.

[mmm]

6. I shall pray this with thee!

[Hoosier Democrat]

7. Lord, we thank Thee..

We thank thee for visiting internal boils on this servant of evil.

May his recovery be long, painful, and filled with several large anally-inserted probing devices.

Also, Lord, please give him a nurse who had to attend a poorly-funded public shool and who cannot remember which thermometers are oral and which are rectal.

Please guide tha hands that will sponge bathe him. make them belong to a young man of alternate lifestyle who is not able to marry his loving parter in this land.

Dear Lord, thank Thee for your justice. Now, can you give Ms Coulter something a little worse.

In Your name, we pray.


AMEN

[frylock]

8. lighting a votive candle for mr. ashcroft..

and when I say lighting a votive candle, I mean firing up a bowl of fresh green herbs.

[Blue-Jay]

9. Dear Invisible Magic Sky-Wizard,

Smite that bastard. OK, Big Guy? Smite his ass.

Thanks for the favor.

PS: Send me a million bucks.

[oneighty]

10. I do not hate

nor do I pray.

But if I were to pray I would say.

I hope the blood, should he need blood be that of a black man or preferably a black woman and that when he rises from his sickness it is with humility and respect for those less fortunate. And that he no longer fears Calico cats and Women's breasts.

And so I would hope for him.

180

[comradebillyboy]

11. amen, brother

and the lord (presuming such a being actually exists), in his infinite mercy, should torment bro asskkkroft in hell(assuming such a place exists) for all eternity.

now lets pray for the solicitor general's health

[slinkerwink]

12. Oh, Praise the Lord to Heavens!

[drb]

13. Jerry Falwell told me that God is smiting John Ashcroft...

...for not nuking San Francisco!