When I die....I wanna come back as an outlaw biker
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:21 AM
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When I die....I wanna come back as an outlaw biker
Just to see how the other half lives..
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:22 AM
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but the second you put on one of those "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" tshirts, you are a dead man
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:23 AM
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to ever allow you to let go long enough to fall..
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:23 AM
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3. This seems like the plot to a great movie
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:25 AM
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4. Just to be able to take off
whenever....wind in my hair...flippin off the world..
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:29 AM
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5. Start saving, do it in 5 years
:rofl: Then, live reeeal fast before ya run outta money :D :hug:
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:31 AM
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6. I 've got other plans for five years from now
and that is waaay better than any biker lifestyle.
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:33 AM
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9. Then you are doing outlaw biker all wrong
hehe It's not all it's cracked up to be. I hear. Stick with plan A. Hmm, maybe drink more now? :toast:
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:34 AM
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Im not drinking tonight..Thanks Inchy
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:32 AM
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7. Why wait? You could be an outlaw biker now! nt
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:33 AM
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They wouldnt take me, I work on the other side of the law....and besides, I have other plans waay more important to me than that...
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:34 AM
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Edited on Sat Feb-07-09 02:36 AM by Tom Kitten
be a bodyguard for the Stones at Altamount and get paid with a few kegs of beer...find a few unlikeable malcontents in the audience and stab them to death on camera...become a major meth distributor...have Russ Tamblyn star portray you in a blockbuster movie "Satan's Sadists"...Absolute Nirvana I'd say! (on edit) Can I join you?
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:35 AM
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maybe not the whoooooole lifestyle!
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:42 AM
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just revving up some engines! I'm more of a Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainence dude myself! Y'know, finding Buddha in there and stuff!
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:43 AM
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14. Where is buddha in a bike?
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Sat Feb-07-09 03:48 AM
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19. he's in the engine there somewhere
you know, how a marvelous creation like a motorcycle engine exists out of parts made from nature but nature itself couldn't put it all together somehow man did but still if maintained it runs perfectly blah blah blah...I'm not a Zen acolyte or even a Buddhist but the book had quite an impact on my young life and I'm sorry for abridging such a great book so abruptly and seemingly cynically, it's really a book worth reading...
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:44 AM
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15. You just need a roadtrip, braw
Take off 2 weeks with no plans. Well, one or two plans are cool but just wing the rest. Do it! :D
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:44 AM
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16. Im taking a roadtrip in a few weeks
to see a certain DU'er...:evilgrin:
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Sat Feb-07-09 02:50 AM
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I think after that you'll be rid of your outlaw biker dreams :D :P
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Sat Feb-07-09 03:35 AM
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18. They're not all that tough in my experience. I've stared a few down.
Of course it helped that I was making a delivery. If you give any shit to the woman holding your bike's new forks, she may dent them. On your head. My Dad got a few words afterward for not telling me where exactly I was making a delivery.
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Sat Feb-07-09 04:06 AM
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20. It ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Trust me:-( Surely you can think of more FUN things to do in your next life:-)
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Sat Feb-07-09 04:10 AM
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21. When I die...I wanna come back as a gonzo reporter writing about "outlaw bikers."
:P (Or whatever fringe group seems to be scaring "normal" people at that time.)
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Sat Feb-07-09 04:28 AM
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22. Why not become a crooked cop and ease your way over?
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Sat Feb-07-09 09:49 AM
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23. You could ease your way into it, as an in-law biker.
Like the leap from banking to lion taming, you might not want to do it all at once.
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