Man arrested for public menage a trois with two...blow up dolls.

[flvegan]

FEBRUARY 5--Meet George Bartusek. The Florida man, 51, was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted Bartusek getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. According to a Cape Coral Police Department report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, Bartusek "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured below in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll1.html

I highly recommend viewing page 2 of the report above, here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0205091doll2.html

Two "chicks" at the same time, baby. You betcha.

[BeachBaby]

1. As a Polish-American.....

I am embarrassed for my people today.

[NJmaverick]

14. but the man is a stud. One blowup doll couldn't satisfy him

:evilgrin:

[MajorChode]

26. Without a doubt. I never could even get one blown up all the way

[BeachBaby]

34. Nice post, Michael Phelps.

[BeachBaby]

35. .....

:spank:

[JVS]

2. Joe Isuzu has fallen upon tough times

[The2ndWheel]

28. Damn

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

3. That's a dirty lie!

Of course, Bartusek "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police.

I had underwear on! :mad:

[TZ]

5. But was it CLEAN underwear....

Somehow I think not...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

8. Oh wait, I mean Bartusek.

Bartusek had clean underwear on. That's what I meant.

[redqueen]

4. *roffle*

Studly!

[arcadian]

6. In the second link, is that doll holding a bottle of lube?

Sure looks like it.

[Blue_Tires]

7. oh yeah...that's hawt!

[Lil Missy]

9. I can't even read the other links.

What a catch. Someone who fucks blow up dolls.

:eyes:

[TZ]

10. welll...

maybe thats better than blowing fuck up dolls...:hide:

[Lil Missy]

21. Well, that is another way of thinking about this.

I've given some thought about this. Okay? ...

In every scenario, you come out as a prevert.

:spank:

:P

[deucemagnet]

11. Today's To Do List: buy some peanut butter cups, some menthols,

and have sex with two blow-up dolls in the parking lot.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

43. Call an attorney

I think this is obviously explained by the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups defense. Clearly, this man was under the influence and has needs a 12-step program.

[tigereye]

12. that's so sad....

:(

[redqueen]

13. How?

[tigereye]

16. see what Lara said right below this post

[LaraMN]

15. That was my reaction, after the initial snort and chuckle.

That sounds like someone who is either mentally ill, or seriously in need of human contact.

[redqueen]

17. People seriously in need of human contact have lots of options.

This guy parked right square in front of a place where families go shopping and started with this... I can buy that he's slightly mentally ill - what with wanting to be seen doing that to plastic dolls - but in cases like this, where the mentally ill person chooses to have sex parties with dolls in public places (aren't harming themselves or others), then I reserve the right to laugh unrepentantly... as no one has been hurt and they are probably more likely to get help after being arrested.

Okay so he did humiliate himself, but that's not really harm of a lasting kind. :shrug:

[LaraMN]

19. Yeah. I just figure there's gotta be something pretty wacky going on

for someone to do something like that.
He had to know he could easily get caught doing it (unless he was completely intoxicated or something).

Man... some people's kids grow up to be doctors and others grow up to be blow-up doll molesters.

:scared:

[redqueen]

22. "Could", hell... that was his intention, to be seen.

Or else he wouldn't have chosen that parking spot.

Also, when the cop walked up there was a crowd around, which apparently hadn't caused him to try to leave that highly-visible spot.



What about the guy who fucked a table not in public, but where he could be seen? I wonder if he wanted to be seen... I don't remember the details now. I do still have lots of questions about that guy though. :P

[flvegan]

18. He has two DUI arrests on his record. I was guessing

he might've been under the influence of something. I wouldn't have posted it if I had thought he had a mental illness.

[Doc_Technical]

20. Google - "my girlfriend is inflatable"

Give him a break, he was under the influence of three
king size packages of Reese's peanut butter cups!

[LeftinOH]

23. He should be more careful next time: That candy's gonna melt on the dashboard...n/t

[foxfeet]

24. Well, this gives new meaning to the term "puffpiece."

:puffpiece: :evilgrin:

[no name no slogan]

25. Dad?

[rcrush]

27. This is why you buy real dolls.

[Fire Walk With Me]

32. Then why the hate in your sig line?

:cry: ;)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=lars+and+the+real+girl&aq=0&oq=lars+and+the+rea

[rcrush]

47. wrong lars

thats hate for another lars whos a real douche

[Dangerously Amused]

29. Why is the blow up doll wearing painted-on underwear?

Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose? Or is it a marketing thing and you have to pay more for the completely naked ones?

[TrogL]

30. You're seriously expecting an answer?

Of course from this crowd you never know.

It is the Lounge.

[Dangerously Amused]

37. Hey man, if ANYBODY knows, it's The Lounge.

:thumbsup:

But come on... it's a valid question, right?

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. Those who've only made it with ONE blow-up doll are just jealous.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Will he get an "Ex-Maturbator" t-shirt while he's in prison?

[mitchum]

36. "First I want to watch you girls together for awhile"

[flvegan]

38. LOL!!!!

[Initech]

39. Having 3 girlfriends is great until one finds out about the other two.

[leeroysphitz]

40. Look at that face. You can just tell that he had a BIG bowl of CRAZY for breakfast.

[Arkansas Granny]

41. Is that Al Bundy?

[FloridaJudy]

42. Oh Sheesh: not *Florida* again!

This state is getting a reputation.

BTW, why doesn't anything this interesting ever happen in the parking lot of my nearest Publix?

[sasquatch]

44. Yeah why is that?

[no name no slogan]

48. Getting a reputation?

Everybody knows that FL is America weird magnet. And that's why we celebrate it!

(PS: If you go over to weird news site www.fark.com, they have a special Florida tag for stories from Florida.)

[RagAss]

45. As a Floridian...

I am proud to live in the same state as the next Great American Hero !

[petronius]

46. That's hot! I wonder if they were twins...

:shrug:

[pengillian101]

49. That back seat doll looks rather dejected.

[Stevenmarc]

50. Who wouldn't want him with his ostrich'y good looks

[Orrex]

51. Inflation is hard on everyone these days

I hear that both women had fake boobs, too.

[frogcycle]

52. He was about to score with one of them

but he blew it.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. It's always Florida, isn't it?

Cape Coral...my mom has property there...must be a lovely place.

[Whoa_Nelly]

54. One of the faces of meth

lost his fucking mind.

sad.