Ten commandments for Democrats

[oneighty]

1. Thou shalt not covet the White House.

2. Thou shalt not lie cheat or steal in your efforts to get to the White House.

3. Thou shalt not allow your computer wizards to tamper with computerized voting.

4. Thou shall, when allowed to appear on TV keep your thoughts and opinions to yourselves. Speak only when spoken too.

5. Thou shall show reverence for President Bush at all times. Kiss his ass.

6. Thou shalt not covet control of the senate. (See number one)

7. Thou shalt not covet control of the House of Representatives. (See numbers one and six).

8. Those of you living in California bow before the new Governor God we have given unto you.

9. Thou shalt forget the good times of past years for they are gone forever.

10. Thou shall beget and begot children for they are our soldiers of tomorrow.

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[Az]

1. Where's the bit

about not seething a kid in its mother's milk!?

[oneighty]

2. I just googled

"seething in mother's milk."

Everybody should Google seething in mother's milk. Very interesting.

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