workout + gin&tonic = woozy Sally

[SallyMander]

:crazy:

:hi:

[flvegan]

1. Nice post, Charlie Harper.

[SallyMander]

3. ???

[flvegan]

8. Charlie Harper..."Two and a Half Men"...had an episode

where he was working out in his bedroom, and he had gin in his water bottle.

[SallyMander]

14. Hahaha

I've been told gin is good for the office, because it doesn't make your breath smell like booze. :)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

2. way to go you lush....

:toast:

[SallyMander]

4. Moi?

hic?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. yeah yoi !

geez, now we have to do the tests..

[SallyMander]

6. I didn't know there was a test!

I didn't study!!! :yoiks:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

7. Ok Maam...

Please recite the alphabet backwards starting with the letter j..

[Pierre.Suave]

9. jesus man

I cant even do that sober...

WTF kind of test is that?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

11. The test the bosses want you to give

keeps the numbers up...actually they do that to prevent people from being able to sing it...For some reason, if you sing it, even hammered..you remember it. Thats why its backwards and you start in the middle..

[SallyMander]

j... k... l... m...

Shit!

OK. jihgfedcba!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. Ok now see that line...no no..the white one

walking in a heel to toe manner..Please take 9 steps, turn and take 9 more steps..remaining on the line...

[SallyMander]

18. But officer... I wasn't even driving...

I'm just sitting here in my giant la-z-boy minding my own business!

Come to think of it, what are you doing in my living room??

[PaddyBlueEyes]

20. Yeah..well why is the car parked in your neighbors kitchen?

:shrug:

[SallyMander]

25. Ummmmmm

That's the neighbors' car! They are using the engine to make pancakes! Yeah!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

27. Ya know what

Ive heard worse excuses....you're off the hook...

[SallyMander]

28. Sweet!

I don't even have to go change into my lingerie? Cuz that was my next tactic! ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

29. sonofabitch

I always let them off too soon..:mad:

MccTaTas is gonna kill me.. :hide:

[SallyMander]

31. LOL!

She probably knows what she's dealing with by now. ;)

Now get back in your... chimney? What is that? I've never understood that smiley...

[PaddyBlueEyes]

32. Its a wall

that im hiding behind... :hide:

[SallyMander]

35. It's a very tiny wall

Why would anyone make such a small wall? I think it is either a chimney, or a well. Are your feet getting wet?

[PaddyBlueEyes]

38. uhhh nope

Its cold in here though...

[SallyMander]

39. Hmmm, ok then, not a well

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

61. ....

[PaddyBlueEyes]

62. Hi my beautiful wonderful amazing princess

I love you eternally.. :hug:


Told ya she was gonna kill me.

[mcctatas]

65. I have no idea what you are talking about sweetie...

I just wondered if you preferred the red or the green wood chipper O8)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

67. Green of course

but can we clean it up first..It smells like SHAMWOW..in here..

[SallyMander]

69. Best. Reply. Ever!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Aristus]

10. You're probably very cute right now...

:-)

[SallyMander]

16. Aww

:blush:

:*

[NYC_SKP]

12. Gin and Tennis.

Former girlfriend's favorite sport.

:crazy:

[firedupdem]

13. That sounds like fun!

LOL!! :)

[SallyMander]

17. That sounds like a blast!

Was she good at it? :rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

19. Of course that's for winter. Summer time was tennis and a box of wine.

I am NOT kidding.

Yes, it was fun and she was a good player.

Had that box of wine wherever we went though!

[firedupdem]

21. She sounds like a fun girl....

I love the box of wine! LOL!!

Is this her?

[NYC_SKP]

That's her!

Before I met her. She had been a surfer, then a dancer, now a realty agent.

We stay in touch.

[kentauros]

22. You shoulda done this a few weeks ago.

Then you could have picked that for your new username

[SallyMander]

24. Woozy Sally?

:rofl:

Why is that smiley drooling??? :scared:

[kentauros]

33. Because it's the drooling smilie

:P

Vertigo will do that to you ;)

You should have made a Djinn & tonic instead

...although maybe you would not be able to post right now...

[SallyMander]

36. Whooooaaaa.....

:crazy:

[BarenakedLady]

23. woohoo

woozy sally!

:woohoo:

[SallyMander]

26. How's it going BNL?

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

30. It is going.

:hug:

Thanks for the huggles. :)

[SPKrazy]

34. Lemme Help You

:evilgrin:

Mr. Mander isn't around is he :P

:hi:

:hug:

[SallyMander]

37. He just made me another drink!

What the...!!

:hi:

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

40. he wants a really woozy sally

lucky bastid :P

:D

:hi:

:hug:

[kentauros]

45. Dahlink!

[SallyMander]

48. Oh my!

Bullwinkle doesn't look so hot! :o

[kentauros]

49. No, but the effeminate Rocky is doing pretty good

for "him"self :P

[SallyMander]

50. I don't think Natasha has room

for any internal organs in there... good thing she's a cartoon!

[kentauros]

56. In a world where squirrels fly

and fairies get smashed in books

[lizziegrace]

41. *hic*

:toast:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

42. Oh christ.. you too..

what is it, drunk night in Columbus...Im not going to have room on the bench.

[lizziegrace]

44. I'm in Wisconsin

better call in reinforcements ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

46. Wait !!

you are in Wisconsin? even better....Hey MccTatas...Im coming home!!

[lizziegrace]

57. I've been in Milwaukee since July

We need to catch up Paddy...

;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

60. Im a little slow

:)

[lizziegrace]

64. Nah

you've been busy with life. :hug:

[SallyMander]

43. ...

:rofl:

:loveya:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

47. uhh

you can still be arrested for disorderly conduct. :mad:

[SallyMander]

51. You'll never catch us!

LG and I are an unstoppable force! :rofl:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

52. Yeah ok

Ill get the swat guys.

[SallyMander]

53. Are they cute?

:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

54. Yeah

but I dont want Iza to hurt them.

[SallyMander]

55. Haha... he is a peaceful sort

And also quite cute. :D

[lizziegrace]

58. Yeah, are they cute??

And of course my mother's first question? "ARE THEY MARRIED??"

I'm a pathetic sort... :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

59. yes cute

and many not married..

[lizziegrace]

63. My mother would be so happy...

:eyes:


My father's offering a '67 Corvette as a pay off for marrying me. x(

[PaddyBlueEyes]

66. a vette

Holy Crow!

[lizziegrace]

68. Yeah, but the deal is

the man would have to marry me AND live with me. Car's not so shiny now, is it?

It's a fully restored '67 427 big block with side pipes and a hood scoop. All original. Worth around $100k now.