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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:26 AM
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Please help. I'm handcuffed to a bed. n/t
I'm sorry. It was just too much to resist.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:27 AM
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1. Costanza?
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:52 AM
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16. kinky
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:27 AM
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2. you're not my type
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:27 AM
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3. If you can type like that with your penis, you have missed your calling in Vaudeville.
Or on David Letterman's Stupid Penis Tricks.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:29 AM
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4. Talented, huh?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:31 AM
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6. You're still typing with your penis, aren't you?
I don't know when I'll ever trust your posts again x(

:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:30 AM
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5. He could be typing with his feet!
perv! :P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:32 AM
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7. Hey..
How did you escape. I guess those flexicuffs didnt work.. :evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:33 AM
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9. That drunken steelers fan gnawed them off for me
:P
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:33 AM
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8. How do you think he's holding the keyboard, huh?
:P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:34 AM
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10. Damn!
I guess you're right. Should we send a rescue squad to release the poor lad?
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:36 AM
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12. I don't know. This appears more to be a cry for attention
than a cry for help. The "Look at me, I'm typing with my penis" thing just gets old after twenty or so similar threads.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:38 AM
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13. Speak for yourself...
;)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:43 AM
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15. ahem baby
a word... :spank:
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:38 AM
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14. Yea, you're right.
Ever since that video of me surfaced on the internet doing cock pushups, I've been looking for a new trick.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 01:34 AM
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11. Could be.
But I'm not!! :P
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SpartanDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-09 02:22 AM
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17. Just don't lose your key
otherwise someone will need to make a very interesting 911 call.
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