Andy Card walks into the Oval Office and says..............

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Thu Mar-04-04 09:48 PM
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Andy Card walks into the Oval Office and says..............

Edited on Thu Mar-04-04 10:25 PM by liberalnproud

Mr *president I have some good news and I have some bad news. Which one would you like first, sir.

Scumbush replies, "Well it's been a rough couple of weeks with this Haiti thing, the scandal in the Senate with the Dems computers being hacked, and you know my ads haven't gone over so well. So...why don't you give me the good news first, OK Andy.

"Well Mr. *president the good news is that Jesus has returned to earth sir", a reluctant adviser cautiously states.

Whistle is at once exhilerated, "That is wonderful, that is fantastic, oh my prayers have been answered. I am sure he has come to reap praise upon the fine job that I have been doing with them homos and lezys. I have never felt so triumphant. This is just wonderful Andy, how could there possibly be any bad news?

"Well Mr. *president," Mr. Card hesitates, " The bad news is he is staying in Venezuela."

on edit changed the punch line cuz everyone thought it sucked.

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ShaneGR

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Thu Mar-04-04 09:58 PM
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1. No offense, but that sucked

Not really funny.

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hang a left

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:23 PM
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5. oh well I tried.

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mike1963

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:11 PM
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2. Um, maybe a better punch line:

"And he's running for President"

Whadda ya think?
;-)

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duhneece

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:16 PM
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3. Now THAT's funny! nt

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hang a left

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:27 PM
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8. I like it!

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MO_Dem

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:18 PM
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4. How about

"The bad news is that he is Massachusetts liberal"?

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nostamj

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:25 PM
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6. " The bad news is he ...

can't even spare you an hour.."

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bvar22

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:27 PM
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7. The bad news is....

...that He is getting married in San Francisco tomorrow.

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Cleita

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:32 PM
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9. Muwa! That's funny!

LOL

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Auntie Bush

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:37 PM
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10. The bad news is he wants to

to know where the weapons are.

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Auntie Bush

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Thu Mar-04-04 10:45 PM
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11. He also wants to

know why the hell you really went to war with Iraq and to remind you that judgement day is coming.

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