Now that's one hell of a first day on the job!

[DS1]

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/2043884_man_died_after_sex_act_went_wrong


A security guard accidentally suffocated himself in an autoerotic accident, an inquest heard.

Ralph Santiago, 31, was found dead in the men’s toilets of the building he worked wearing Wellington boots, a wetsuit and gas mask.

His body was found by a colleague at about 7am on Tuesday, July 22, last year, lying on the floor with a gas canister nearby.

Further rubber/latex outfits were found in Mr Santiago’s car and in the ladies’ toilets of his workplace at Aquis House in Blagrave Street, Reading.

The evening before he died Mr Santiago printed off information from the internet explaining how inhaling “poppers” (legal chemicals used to stimulate a sexual high) via a gas mask can cause arousal.

At an inquest into his death Berkshire coroner Peter Bedford explained Mr Santiago had only worked at Aquis House for one day before he died.

On Monday, July 21, he arrived ready for his 6.30pm to 6.30am shift.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. Um...wow

No words. :o

[Jamastiene]

2. I want to make a snarky comment and call him an amateur, but

knowing my luck and knowing just how much of the time I "try new things," I might just end up found dead the same way one day. :\

[DS1]

5. how about barn animals

[madinmaryland]

3. Darwin Award Contender!!

[Ptah]

4. At least he died with his boots on.

:salute: