Bushisms

[Renew Deal]

The first three years ... can the English language survive?

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." -George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

[felonious thunk]

1. Regretfully

A number of these quotations are by that other great Republican statesman J. Danforth Quayle.

[boxster]

2. Yep. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure", for one.

Here's the semi-official Bushisms site:

http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/

[Lisa]

3. this site is aiming to collect 2004 Bushisms by the fall ...

www.dubyaspeak.com

My guess is, they'll beat that target.

[UrbScotty]

4. Our President is a genius! Yeah, right. (nt)

[terrya]

5. "I know how hard it is to put food on the family"

2 reasons why I despise the asshole at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

1) He's evil.

2) He's a cretinous bastard who says idiot things like "I know how hard it is to put food on the family". It's a stupid thing to say and desperately hard to believe because Mr. Wealth and Privilege has never known deprivation of any kind.

Terry

[DrWeird]

6. Here's a couple of important ones.

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our Number one priority and we will not rest until we find him!"
--- George W. Bush, September 13, 2001

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and I really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
--- George W. Bush, March 13, 2002