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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:10 PM Original message |
Just Post the Punchline... |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. Play it? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out hove to get its pajamas off. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:25 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. octopus and bagpipes? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:44 PM Response to Reply #5 |
22. Yes! I should've known |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:12 PM Response to Original message |
2. "The bad news, Mr President, it that it was in the First Lady's handwriting" |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
3. "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14..." |
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Steven_S (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:24 PM Response to Original message |
4. Damn right I wrecked him - even blew his balls off! |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
6. So could I...mine is as big as a house |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. By the grace of God and these two fingers I got 'em back in. |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
8. There are more geese on that side! |
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taterguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
9. What's this "we" shit white man? |
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tekisui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
10. "I left my nuts in Nam" |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:55 PM Response to Original message |
11. ...it turns into a handbag. |
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kimmerspixelated (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 05:57 PM Response to Original message |
12. That's what the monkey said |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
13. "No. We were just good friends." |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Hello, big lady." |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:23 PM Response to Original message |
15. "Gladys." |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Pffft" because that's how they talk. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
17. "'cuz they're only held together with one screw" |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:40 PM Response to Original message |
18. "They paint their toenails red." |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
19. "... and that's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth." |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:41 PM Response to Original message |
20. And the butler stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
21. "The doctor didn't ask about YOU." |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
23. Sheep lie. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:10 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. I had a friend who raised sheep. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
24. Then he started to sing along with the radio"I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener." n/t |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
25. That's what SHE said... |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
27. "Why do you keep asking for beef & broccoli?" |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:24 PM Response to Original message |
28. Welcome to Jamaica, Have a Nice Day. |
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SalmonChantedEvening (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
29. "For the last 10 minutes, you've been eating grass." |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Two candy bars and a Pepsi. Why?" |
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WolverineDG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
31. So he shot her. nt |
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tekisui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
32. It means 'wrong hole'! |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 08:03 PM Response to Original message |
33. She popped her eye back in the socket. |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
34. ..."because blond men are stupid too" |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
35. "Then let's take these damn rubbers off." |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
36. "You're scared? I've got to walk out of here alone." |
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tekisui (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
37. Picture this: I'm in a refrigerator, naked. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
38. Ever since he passed that cue ball, he's been sizing EVERYTHING up |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
39. The first woman said, "Yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn." |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
40. Twenty bucks, same as in town. |
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peacefreak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
41. What? And give up show business? |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
42. and the ghost said "at least i took that damn lawyer with me"..... |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:14 AM Response to Reply #42 |
46. That got me a job ... |
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fNord (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
43. "42" |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:22 PM Response to Original message |
44. "So the conductor shook the concert master's hand and said: 'You're right! There IS |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-27-09 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
45. Death by "bonga bonga" Yeeehaw! |
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Sabriel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
47. The charge was transporting young gulls across staid lions for immoral porpoises. n/t |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
48. You left your harp in Sam Clam's disco. n/t |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
49. "I showed him" |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
50. mashed potatoes can't make their own gravy |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
51. He never knew what hit him. |
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Auggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
52. "The Aristocrats" |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
53. " A good start". "Who the hell did you think it was?" |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
54. "That dog would BITE YOOOOOOUUUUU!" |
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NightWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-28-09 12:07 PM Response to Reply #54 |
55. ah, the Lewis Grizzard classic |
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