Any previous debate about the BEST DAMN POST *EVER* on DU has been resolved

[XemaSab]

Here it is:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=115&topic_id=182408&mesg_id=184203

Tomorrow I will ask Skinner to delete my account, because I just can't say anything more that hasn't been said here.

[InternalDialogue]

1. Oh, that's a doozy.

I love how he resurrected a two-week old thread.

And what's with the "There is only life. And the Y" in the profile. Is that a reference to the gym?

(Edit for gender.)

[Jamastiene]

2. That has to be the weirdest thread I have ever read.

There are a couple of sane people in there too, it seems, but just :wow:

[InternalDialogue]

3. How did you find that thread? Just browsing? n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl-N__xMwds



(The title says it's Eddie Murphy on SNL, but this was on ABC's "Fridays." I remember it well.)

[bridgit]

5. Well I happen to know for a FACT that not all aliens are mutants; some are merely cyborgs...

Like Anderson Cooper changing the earth's weather patterns with his nefarious website's 360 gear & fun facts so, you know, don't be play'n cause it's a FACT!

[PVnRT]

6. I quit. Nothing can possibly top that level of Awesome.

[conscious evolution]

7. I think I agree.

The whole thread is wierd but that guy definitely gets the nod for best ever.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Wait, I gotta go study some chemical science

Do I do that before or after I go to the library and open my eyes?

[blondeatlast]

10. As I responded in that thread--us librarians are in on it.

this may be my last post ever; please bookmark it...

[hunter]

12. I wear gloves when I use the library's computers.

...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

15. i knew it

i never trusted librarians or libertarians either

[blondeatlast]

23. We are sneaky and our glasses and ponytails sexy is designed to help us propagate our species.

We also place info on chemtrails in questionable reference works deliberately so that people won't take the idea seriously.

Be warned. I've come to love men--er, I mean, MAN, so I confess at great personal risk.

[MountainLaurel]

27. Shhh, you weren't supposed to tell! n/t

[JVS]

Wow.

[Symarip]

9. Best... Post... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wake up and open your eyes. I knew those shifty South Americans were hiring aliens to slowly kill me. Assholes.

[mcctatas]

14. Don't worry sweetie...

I am taking up a collection to have someone kill you quickly :P

[DS1]

11. raving lunatics are void

there's no effort to be amusing, they actually believe it

[XemaSab]

13. All three?

:shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. I was still hoping for the breastfeeding pitbull story on here today, but that is a good one.

I looked to see if there were any coded messages ala Gary Switling's adventures in Free Republic, but so far it just looks like that person is just plain crazy.

[graywarrior]

17. Somehow, I identify with the weirdness

[SoxFan]

18. Echelons Above Awesome!

I've read Budd Hopkins, Timothy Goode, Whitley Strieber, John Fuler, and John Keel, but this goes to show that you can still learn something new every day!

[XemaSab]

25. You read Sitchen?

You haven't read it all until you've read Sitchen. :D

[WinkyDink]

30. Read it all. What can I say? It's no weirder than religion to me.

[Mad_Dem_X]

19. Holy moley.

:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

20. What the fuck.

[blondeatlast]

21. ,,,

:kick:

[tekisui]

22. Where do they come from????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Haole Girl]

24. Good luck with that

:hi:

[DarkTirade]

26. ... it's like David Icke and David Duke had a lovechild...

... and then fed it nothing but LSD for the first five years of its life.

[TK421]

28. Such a haunting post....I'll bet you this person really has been probed

how did I miss this?

[ogneopasno]

29. Shut the goddamn board down; it's achieved perfection and its work is done.

That is CLASSIC.

[Flaxbee]

31. Sounds kinda like the plot of a bad sci fi movie that had Charlie Sheen and Ron Silver in it

Ron Silver was one of the aliens who is really a lizard-like creature; he and a bunch of lizard-aliens are transforming earth, making it hotter so they can all live here.

:shrug: I think it was called "The Arrival"

[ghostsofgiants]

35. Someone beat you to it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=115&topic_id=182408&mesg_id=184327

[hvn_nbr_2]

32. I have :beer: for whoever finds that poster's other post.

i am who i am (2 posts)

:beer: :toast:

[Strong Atheist]

33. Found it!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=4917427


... but I h*a*t*e* beer ... :-(

[hunter]

37. I like camping and fishing, and walking around naked.

Who doesn't? :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

38. That was my first thought too. n/t

[hvn_nbr_2]

40. Hate beer? Well, then how 'bout some :popcorn:

:popcorn:

or

:donut:

or just walk around naked.

Thanks.

[Strong Atheist]

44. All those are good!

:toast:

[harmonicon]

34. that's a good one

[ghostsofgiants]

36. Holy raptor Jesus, that is spectacular.

[sasquatch]

39. Holy shit, that guy cranked the crazy all the way up to 11 and broke off the handle

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

41. There is only Life. And the Y --

as in the Y-MCA :shrug: :wtf: :rofl:

[Left Is Write]

42. That's too much bizarre for me to process on only one cup of coffee.

[bconngemini]

43. nice

GREAT POST!

[Strong Atheist]

45. Welcome to DU! nt.

[blondeatlast]

46. Stretch those fingers, they've raised the minimum post count to (oops, it's a secret).

You just keep popping out those 8 character posts, bro. You'll get there--and I can't hardly wait...