Where were you during "The Great Masturbation Scare" of '09?

[darkstar]

Man, that was intense for a while, huh?

[flvegan]

1. Jerking off. Why?

[begin_within]

2. Nothing. Doing nothing I swear.

Can you please get out for a minute?

[mainegreen]

3. In my bunk.

Duh

[Aristus]

4. In the bathroom with the lights off...

:evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

5. Nothing. *slams underwear drawer shut*

Knock, would you?

[kentauros]

6. With my body pillow

[mentalsolstice]

7. Cleaning out the clogged up lime from my hand-held shower-head. nt

[kentauros]

8. You need to put that in the coconut instead.

:P

[mentalsolstice]

14. Huh?

PM worthy advice?

[kentauros]

15. naw, just a haphazard reference to an earlier thread today

about putting the lime into the coconut, per the song ;)

[mentalsolstice]

16. I know that song

However, I never got much pleasure from it.

[kentauros]

18. Okay, then get some pleasure from the Thread of Origin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8452504&mesg_id=8452504

:D

[NightWatcher]

9. online doing, er research, yeah that's the ticket

[Inchworm]

10. Touching my mouse

:P

[lightningandsnow]

11. "Man, that was intense for a while."

I know, it's hard.

That's what she said.

[Richard Steele]

12. I was out getting my palms waxed and missed the whole saga. nm

[jobycom]

13. Finally being happy about my repressed upbringing. Don't kill my buzz.

[harmonicon]

17. on the internet

then in bed.... then on the internet and drinking coffee.... then at bars, looking at girls.... now...

[arcadian]

19. In the shower

Lots of people take 47 minute showers.

[crimsonblue]

20. ejaculating semen. n/t

[SarahB]

21. Missed it I guess.

I think I was having sex in the middle of it. :shrug:

[NJmaverick]

22. Alone with my errr..... thoughts

[BarenakedLady]

23. Hoarding batteries.

[Burma Jones]

24. Shampooing the Carpet.....

You never know when someone will show up with a Black Light......

[TZ]

25. charging some AA batteries...

What? Just in case the snow makes the power go out today...O8)

[rockymountaindem]

26. The scare is over?

I thought it was still ongoing. What happened?

[Bucky]

27. Polishing the bishop

That's not a euphemism. I was polishing an actual bishop.

"For which we thank thee, Bucky"

[Guava Jelly]

28. I would only fondle myself with latex gloves

:cry:

[RedCloud]

29. Fishing. I grabbed my rod and did cast straight off in the river.

I am only a novice baiter however. There are probably higher leveles to which I could aspire.