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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 08:24 PM
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Poll question: I just defied the FDA and bought a snack containing peanut butter. How long do I have?
:shrug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 08:25 PM
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1. Is it Goober Grape?
If so, you've got about nine minutes.

:puke:
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 08:28 PM
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2. Hmm. I probably should have thought a little more carefully about my snack selection.


That's what I get for stopping at the bar on my way home from work.
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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 09:45 PM
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3. Enjoy your 2 hours until the uncontrollable vomiting and cramping begins...
And say HI to all the nice people in the ER for me.
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 10:58 PM
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4. Well, I had a couple of them two and a half hours ago. Nothing bad so far.
I guess we'll have to wait and see until I have a couple more.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 10:59 PM
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5. If bush was still in office you could expect a visit from homeland security...
possible Gitmo offense, pal.
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JTG of the PRB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 11:11 PM
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7. Bah! We need not fear the reach of the FDA now! They can't tell us what to do anymore!
CHANGE has come! At least, I HOPE it has!
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-23-09 11:01 PM
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6. Excellent timing! Satan's in the lounge as we speak.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-24-09 12:52 AM
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8. Round Nutter Butters, now this...
:cry:
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