Hey, check out this loser on Free Republic!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

This guy seems to really capitalize ;) on stupidity from the moment he begins ;) each of his inane sentences. ;) ;) ;)
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To: RobFromGa
Liberals only care about how the world sees us. Only us conservatives have the cajones to stand up and demand that our country remains safe from these vermin, world opinion be damned. Stashing these dirtbags in Cuba, instead of on American soil, is the only way to go here. Especially given the fact that putting these detainees here is a security risk to us all. Rather than caring whether or not these detainees get their prescious three meals a day, they deserve to be kept in cages and then killed. So that my children can stay safe from these people who hate our freedom.



97 posted on Thursday, January 22, 2009 11:41:40 PM by Gary_Switling
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[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. He's at it again!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2169591/posts

To: FocusNexus
Only conservatives can tell it like it is! But we need to hear it from more people than just the great Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity! All people need to know that we are heading down to a socialistic, communistic nation. Maybe it will only sink in after the fact. And then we will only have ourselves to blame!



22 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 10:03:53 AM by Gary_Switling
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[TZ]

2. hmm

I think that guy is waaay too subtle for Free Republic....:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I know.

I'm--I mean, Gary--is thinking what little subliminable messages to put in the poor freepers' heads.

[Pierre.Suave]

9. Tell "Gary"

that there are not enough misspellings and the freepers might catch onto it if you, I mean he, doesnt start adding in some freeperisms...

[Initech]

56. This one appears to spell out "OBAMA".

Another one appears to spell out FUCK YOU and another one appears to spell out "LOSERS" - if you look at the first letter of each sentence. It HAS to be one of us, there's no way freepers are this clever.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. This Gary guy is not shutting up!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2170005/posts


To: Sammy67
For 8 years, we had a president who kept us safe. Under Bush, we didn’t have a single terrorist attack after September 11th. Can Obama do the same? Keeping in mind he was best friends with Bill Ayers, a known terrorist who tried to blow up the White House, I don’t think so! Getting through these next four years is going to be tough. Only people like Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity will tell us like it is. People have to remain ever vigilant to make sure we don’t become a communistic dictatorship!



14 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 10:31:40 AM by Gary_Switling
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[Fire Walk With Me]

5. A communistic dictatorship.

Can these two political philosophies actually function together?

Hmm...anything familiar here? ;)

[SacredCow]

6. Sure they can....

In his next post, Gary will explain how Obama is a Fascist Anarchist... :eyes:

[driver8]

8. But I thought Bush was the fascist...?

Now I'm really confused!

[driver8]

7. "We didn't have a single terrorist attack after September 11th."

Oh yeah, but the one attack Bush did allow was a doozy!!

I, for one, am glad that we elected a communistic dictator!

It sure beats the fascist dictator that we have suffered with for the past eight years...

[EastTennesseeDem]

23. Self delete

BTW, that is pretty awesome.

[jmowreader]

43. Except for the anthrax attacks?

Except for any attacks on abortion clinics, African-American churches, etc., etc., etc.?

[TZ]

10. guys

ignore the text. Just look at the first Cap letter at the beginning of each sentence. Then Gary will become a whole lot different to you...:)

[kentauros]

11. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Initech]

17. OMG!!!!!!!

The question remains - which one of us did that?

[kentauros]

18. My thoughts exactly

Probably someone from GD ;)

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. A low-level, yet classic cipher.

[mcctatas]

13. Doh!

:rofl:

[driver8]

19. Ha Ha -- that is awesome!!

Very clever...

[motely36]

24. See, I would have missed this also

I knew it was something! x(

[begin_within]

14. "Cajones" translates as "packing crates" or "drawers"

He meant "cojones" meaning "balls" but he typed "cajones" meaning "packing box," "packing crate" or "drawers."

[begin_within]

15. "prescious" means "having foreknowledge"

[radfringe]

16. heh

So that my children can stay safe from these people who hate our freedom.

safe from people who hate our freedom....mmmmmmaybe - but certainly not safe from being raised by someone who hates

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. It appears he's not shutting up any time soon! Now he's talking about Ann Coulter!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2169366/posts

To: RonDog
Yes, Ann Coulter is the smartest pundit in America. Only she can tell it like it is! Understand that liberals do not get her type of wit or humor. Although I can understand why they are jealous that such a beautiful woman like Ann confuses them so much. Like it or not, she’s going to say what she’s going to say. Learn a lot from her! So that in three years when we are living under a communistic nazi regime thanks to 0bama, you know how to survive. Unless we listen to Ann more often, that is exactly where we are going. Call it like it is, Ann! Keep up the great work!



46 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 11:17:30 AM by Gary_Switling
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[kentauros]

22. Cipher translation:

"You all suck"

:D

[EastTennesseeDem]

25. When are you gonna break it to them?

I don't think they'll take it quite as if they were on Candid Camera.

[TZ]

26. oh I'm sure some of them

are already here..say hi to the freeptards! :hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. I'll give it to mid-afternoon if they don't catch on before.

Then, this post may end up being linked to good ole FR!

[motely36]

21. Chuggo Rocks!

:hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

27. Wait until you see this post where Gary has a lovefest with Sean Hannity!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2060545/posts

To: wilco200
For some, patriotism is a true calling. Real patriots like Sean stand up for America no matter what. Even when the liberals are at their loudest, Sean doesn’t stop. Everything Sean Hannity says should be repeated to 250 million Americans so they can all get it.

Put the LIEberals in their place, Sean! Everyone needs to know how they hate America! Respect this country or move! Someplace like France, for instance! Hell, I’ll be happy to pay for their plane tickets!

And we need Sean now more than ever! Very often, the word “great american” is overused. Encourage this word to be used to people like Sean and Rush. Stop the LIEberals attempt to shut them down in the Fairness Doctrine. Help support Sean’s Freedom Concerts!

If we allow LIEberals to silence Sean Hannity, America loses. To think what would we do without the information they provide us every day?

Follow the example of Ronald Reagan and protect our freedom! Or else watch 0bama take away your money and guns! Respect our freedom from paying taxes! Build up the free market economy. Really, these are the things that Sean Hannity tells me when I listen to him on a daily basis. And I too want to thank him for that. I think people like Sean Hannity come around once in a lifetime. Now the LIEberals want to take him away. Stop them before it is too late!



60 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 11:44:21 AM by Gary_Switling
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[TZ]

31. hahaha!

Best one yet!
:rofl:

[kentauros]

48. I'm not actually reading the content any more

just doing the cyphering :D

I wonder, even with my other post how many have clued in yet :P

[rurallib]

72. Oh god this is hilarious. I needed a laugh in the worst way.

[krispos42]

29. You'll have to be more specific

"Loser from Free Republic" and "member from Free Republic" are really synonyms, you know.

[krispos42]

30. So this guy...

...wants to give Big Government the power to indiscrimately, arbitrarily and without due process, legal representation, a trial, or any oversight of any kind, label somebody a "terrorist detainee", at which point they can get a bullet in the back of the head and toss the body to the sharks.

In other words, they want Big Government to have the power to kill anybody they feel like. To protect our freedoms.

Yeah, that makes sense...



How would that work?

"Hey, Officer Smith, I need a favor from you."

"Sure, Mr. Johnson, what's up?"

"Well, Officer, I just found out my wife's cheating on me."

"That's terrible Mr. Johnson. How are you dealing with it?"

"Oh, I'm fine. But in the process of finding out her lover, I also found out she's a terrorist."

"Really?"

"Yup.'

"Here, fill out this form. Put her name and address here, in section one, then check the box labeled 'Suspected terrorist'".

"Okay.... here ya go, Officer."

"Great. Okay them, Mr. Johnson, I'll pop over there after lunch and shoot her in the head. After all, we don't want to lose our freedoms to these terrorists, now do we?"

Keeeee-rist!

[BreweryYardRat]

71. Oops. Should have taken my own advice. n/t

Mods, you can delete this one.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

32. It appears Gary Switling is listening to Rush Limbaugh right now and commenting on FR about it.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2170272/posts?page=1

To: IMissPresidentReagan
Can we all agree that Rush is the most important American since Abraham Lincoln? He’s not afraid to tell it like it is, no matter what the drive by media will mock him for it. Even after he lost his hearing, he still has not given up in pursuit of freedom in America.

Now the LIEberals and 0bama want to silence Rush through the Fairness Doctrine. Every time a conservative makes it big on radio they want to shut him down. Yet no one on radio wants to listen to LIEberals. Is that a coincidence or just the sad truth?

So I am very worried for Rush these days. Every day I listen to him I worry it would be his last day before the LIEberals shut him down. Voices like his are what this country needs. If Rush gets shut down, then the terrorists and communists win. LIEberals would love that.

America is Rush Limbaugh. Never should we allow him to be silenced. Don’t think that the LIEberals wouldn’t try to do it though.

Bush kept us safe and cut our taxes. Under 0bama, he will free the terrorists so they can go and cut peoples heads off. Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh point out these “inconvenient truths” every day. Heartless DEMONcrats take issue with that and want to quiet the truth. If you think they aren’t going to do it, think again.

So I’m scared about what 0bama will do to Rush. Don’t put your guard down. Unless we hang together, we will all hang seperately. Maybe America will wake up and listen to this wise man every afternoon before it is too late. Before 0bama lets the terrorists and communists win.



38 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 12:11:33 PM by Gary_Switling
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[Dr. Strange]

34. As far as I'm concerned...

CHENEY IS EVIL AND BUSH IS DUMB.

[TZ]

35. AND

Freepers have shit for brains...:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

33. Heh. He talks about "cajones" as if he knew what they were. And, how does "demanding ....."

require cajones?

[Dr. Strange]

37. It's a Chuggo thing.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

36. Gary Switling HEARTS Joe the Plumber! See here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2162983/posts?q=1&;page=108#108

To: icwhatudo
For your average American, there’s no one better to tell it like it is like Joe the Plumber. Really, he and Sarah Palin were the true stars of the 2008 election. Every LIEberal who tried to tear down this great american because he wasn’t a member of there precious “union” doesn’t deserve to call themselves an America.

Question the media. Understand that they are not the great truth tellers that they claim to be. And listen to people like Joe the Plumber instead. LIEberals hate him, so you know he is telling the truth.

So much has been made about 0bama in these past few days. Do the drive by media really think he is going to help the economy? If anything, we will look like Soviet Russia in four years, God help us. “Poor” people will be getting all our hard earned money and wasting it away. Socialism is the name of the game, and Joe the Plumber warned us about it.

Had America listened, we would not have to listen to 0bama’s vision for this country. If we are not careful, it could be too late to stop the LIEberals from ruining all that is good about this country. There are a few people like Joe the Plumber who realize it. So let’s encourage this brave, brave man where ever he chooses to go!



108 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 12:39:25 PM by Gary_Switling
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[Deja Q]

38. Well, even if he has a point, he'd rather have been in a cage than to discuss jobs and the economy.

Those are pertinent to the well being of a nation too.

[Ptah]

39. I don't think some people are getting the joke.

[krispos42]

60. **snort** I get it now

I'll be off in the corner wiping the self-righteous indignation off my face...


:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

40. Uh-oh, looks like Gary Switling got word of DU mocking him

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2170272/posts?q=1&;page=110#110
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
Those DUmmies over at DU are really saying some nasty things about Rush and some other conservatives. It is really disgusting. For example (if you are so brave!)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8442015

Those nasty, nasty DUmmies! I hate them so much!



110 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 1:03:08 PM by Gary_Switling
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Now, that the word is out, let's say hello to all those losers at Free Republic. Hope they are enjoying President Obama. Remind to tell them that Freepers have shit for brains and that FR equals dipshits. Don't forget, Cheney is evil and Bush is dumb. In parting to all you visiting Freepers, Fuck the GOP!

:hi: :hi: :hi:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

41. Looks like Gary made a friend, and then replied to him!

To: Gary_Switling
I can’t bear to go DUmpster Diving. I don’t have my hazmat suit on.



128 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 1:08:03 PM by rightwingintelligentsia (1-20-13)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
I know! I’d rather have a pitbull serve me cornflake chicken at Olive Garden than spend time at DU!



144 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 1:15:21 PM by Gary_Switling
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[TZ]

42. ROFL

I can't believe this thread only has one rec..you are just having too much fun baiting them..:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

44. Granted, I was hoping some of our own could get the joke, but..

....hells yes this was worth it!

And Free Republic is hard to troll. Not because of security measures, but because it has just the shittiest and most awkward message board procedure imaginable.

Be glad that DU got it right!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

45. And then, the inner Chuggo comes out:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2170272/posts?q=1&;page=151

To: IMissPresidentReagan
Ahhh! C’mon Rush Limbaugh guy!



157 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 1:23:34 PM by Gary_Switling
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[geardaddy]

77. I didn't catch that cipher.

:shrug:

[RoyGBiv]

46. Classic!

Oh, this is awesome.

Legendary.

[TZ]

47. yay someone else gets it!

:)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

49. Awww...they figured poor Gary out! :(

To: Clint N. Suhks; rightwingintelligentsia; Kerretarded; Fawn; All
Just so you guys are aware...we have an undercover DUmmie in our thread. I say we welcome the poor misguided fool with open arms. OR, maybe we should show him the tolerance Liberals typically show of those who disagree with them?

At least during the next four years we will have plenty of troll trophies to fill our shelves. ;-)



201 posted on 01/23/2009 10:52:47 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan (I no longer have a President. I just pray in four years I still have a country.)
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I do like his "mindless lemmings" quote to me before...which, by the way, was posted on a thread devoted to repeating whatever Rush Limbaugh says on his drug-addled excuse of a show.

[Dr. Strange]

50. Oh no!

Youz been found out. Abort! Abort!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

52. To their credit, one of them does speak LOLCats.

FWIW.

[Symarip]

53. I do wish LoLcats were a right wing phenomenon

Can't win em all.

Great work, by the way. You had me chuckling in my cubicle.

[TZ]

51. Well it took them long enough!

:rofl:

[kentauros]

55. It was a brilliant ruse!

How long should you wait before you try again? A week? A day? Five minutes? :P

Thanks for the :rofl:'s

[RoyGBiv]

58. That was awesome ...

You need a medal or something.

I know ... pie. You need pie.

:)

[motely36]

54. Thank you for making my day!

:)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

57. Posthumous reply by a Freeper too dumb to get the memo:

To: Gary_Switling
Can we all agree that Rush is the most important American since Abraham Lincoln? He’s not afraid to tell it like it is, no matter what the drive by media will mock him for it. Even after he lost his hearing, he still has not given up in pursuit of freedom in America.
Yes there is some truth in what you say but put his show in perspective. He has facts and tells it like it is but he's no Levin. His show is designed to make him money (not that there's anything wrong with that), with his show time commercials (which has been a thing a talkie just never did before) and his show yesterday in which he kept repeating for the whole show the EO that the One signed about Gitmo and that he was selling more Gitmo junk with a new logo.

Rush is good, however, I would like him to hire some good PI's to dig dirt on the rats and expose them for the trash that they are instead of just making fun of them. Yeah Rush is good but he could be so much more if he wanted to be. What ever happened to the John Andersons??


231 posted on Friday, January 23, 2009 2:16:59 PM by Current Occupant (The FIVE branches of Gov't: Executive, Judicial, Legislative, Indoctrination and Propaganda.)
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[appal_jack]

61. Epic WIN!

Tommy,

Your ruse at FR, and your name here at DU are both big wins.

-app (fellow Wire fan)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

63. The good mayor agrees!

Loved that show. Wonder what David Simon has planned next.

[lazyriver]

59. Can I rec Lounge threads? Hope so, this one deserves it!

[Maestro]

62. Just lovely!

:rofl:

[crimsonblue]

64. Are we really free when we summarily execute supposed terrorists?

This guy is a walking hypocritical paradox. It's only a matter of time before the cosmos collapses onto FR, hopefully taking all of the freepers with it. Maybe THIS is what the "rapture" is--- even the universe is so fucking perplexed by freeper christians zealots that is just decides to off itself.

[Zavulon]

65. Every dumbass cliche the subject offers is in that post.

Especially the drivel about "hate our freedom." What a fucking moron.

How do you stand sifting through that crap? I've tried it, never made it past a few minutes unless I find one so stupid it cracks me up. This one you posted falls a bit short of that, it's just sad.

[EastTennesseeDem]

66. Look at the first letter of every sentence and combine them

Then you'll get it.

[Zavulon]

67. Nice.

I completely bypassed the intro and just read the post. I've got to hand it to you, the content of your post is absolutely indistinguishable from the drivel usually found on the site.

[EastTennesseeDem]

69. I fell for it too the first time

That's why I deleted it in shame.

There's some real gold in this one.

[Parche]

68. they hate our freedom

big republican right wing talking point that makes no sense


republicans are a bunch of fukin losers

[deucemagnet]

70. Completely. Fucking. Brilliant.

:rofl:

[rurallib]

73. They should invent a new tropy for this - like a double DUzy

sumbitch that was funny.

[HughBeaumont]

74. Isn't that like saying "Check out this penguin over in Antarctica"?

:)

[no name no slogan]

75. Picking on losers at FR is like shooting fish in a barrel

I don't see the appeal in either one.

[Blue_Tires]

76. ttt

brilliant

[Deja Q]

78. It's Gary Witlessling's Show!