Things you never want to hear a small child ask you.

[Veritas_et_Aequitas]

"You know the Playboy old guy?" There's just no way that's going to end well.

Feel free to add your own.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. LOL

"Can you flush BIG things down the toilet.."

[Missy Vixen]

2. "What does "getting laid" mean?"

Yes, this really happened. We got this question from a friend of ours' eight-year-old daughter years ago. Her elder brother had found his parents' stash of p*rn.

Julie

[mcctatas]

3. How come my teacher got mad when I sang 'Bugger Off"

[PaddyBlueEyes]

5. because Mommys of the Year

arent supposed to teach their kids...Irish drinking songs with naughty words in them.. :spank:

[mcctatas]

12. It's not my fault he actually listened to it while we were in the car...

he never listens to anything else :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

13. He listens to me

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. 'Dad, is 'fuck' a bad word?'

At the dinner table.









Hey, it was an honest, innocent question. :shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

6. What is 'genital herpes'?

I got that one when one of my kids...can't remember which one, but I'm thinking it was my youngest...was watching one of those Valtrex commercials. He was four or five.

[Dr. Strange]

7. "Promise you won't get mad?"

Anything that follows that is trouble.

[reyd reid reed]

8. Too true.

Waaaaaaay too true.

:rofl:

[InternalDialogue]

9. "When you and Mommy hug, it looks like you're humping."

That from my younger brother to my dad one night at dinner about 30 years ago. I was just a kid too and even I almost died of embarrassment.

I guess that's not a question, but still...

[KitchenWitch]

10. Will the DVD player play peanut butter sandwiches?

[struggle4progress]

11. Why didn't the DVD player play my sandwich?

[MajorChode]

14. Why did uncle Bill have to go away after our camping trip?