Here's a shitty argument for gun control...

[Archae]

Literally! :rofl:

The man escaped with a few cuts on his arm, but the toilet made out much worse. Police say a man's gun fell out of its holster when he pulled up his pants after using the bathroom at a Carl's Jr. resaurant in Centerville, Utah, on Tuesday. The gun fired when it hit the floor and shattered the commode. A few shards of porcelain cut the man's arm, and a woman in an adjacent restroom who was frightened by the noise reported that she was having chest pain. Both people were checked at the scene and released. Police say they have confiscated the 26-year-old man's firearm while they review the incident. The man had a concealed weapons permit. No charges are being filed.

(Got this off another message board)

[rcrush]

1. Does this guy happen to play pro football?

[Orsino]

3. And if not, how quickly can he be signed?

I'm thinking that the NFL, in particular, needs players of this caliber.

[LaraMN]

2. Moreover, (this drives me NUTS) why is it "Carl's Jr."?

Shouldn't it be "Carl Jr's"? It just sounds ignorant. I need some back-story to explain this.

[Inchworm]

9. There is also a hard word following

"resaurant"

I need a dictionary to spell it, but I know that ain't the way :)

:hi:

[pinniped]

10. I also thought that name never made sense.

It only makes sense if Carl own a Jr.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. 'In 1956, Karcher opened the first two Carl's Jr. restaurants

in Anaheim, California and Brea, California; so named because they were a smaller version of his drive-in restaurant."



Wiki is your friend. :)

[krispos42]

4. Tsk tsk tsk

Man, if I had a nickel for every time I used that excuse for noises in the stall...

:D




Time to modernize his arsenal. Modern guns don't, can't, go off when dropped.

[Robb]

5. And to think I always worry about dropping my wallet. /nt

[fizzgig]

7. i'm always worried about dropping my cell phone

[no name no slogan]

6. He probably did it to cover up the foot taps and gestures under the stall he made

He heard Larry Craig was next to him pinching a loaf.

[pinniped]

8. This clown is a menace to society and should have his permit revoked.

[Redneck Socialist]

12. He shouldn't have stopped to shoot the shit.

:evilgrin:

[petronius]

13. ...

:rofl:

Very nice - I don't think there's anything left to say...

[thefirebirdhimself]

14. Whoops

Might alcohol have been a factor? Or is Carl's Jr. something like Fuddruckers? I wouldn't know, never been in one. But I do know that you can get beer at Fuddruckers.

[Optical.Catalyst]

15. Wife walks in on husband in the bathroom

Husband says "Honest honey, I was just cleaning it and it went off!"

[benEzra]

16. It was part of an audition for a new movie, Idiocracy 2...

and FWIW, I am a CHL holder, but have never shot a toilet. Have never been attacked by one, though.