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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:37 AM
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What is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to you?
for me it was "You are my occasion for sin" :rofl:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:42 AM
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1. You have a very nice nose.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:42 AM
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2. Hey
who said that to you? hmmmmmm
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:43 AM
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3. Some jackass....
;)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:45 AM
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5. Hey
I resemble that remark.. :P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:48 AM
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9. what can I say...
I'm a sucker for a good line :P
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:53 AM
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16. "You had me from Hello"
and i have nice forearms 2...
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:44 AM
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4. My husband told me before we were married that
he just couldn't not love me. The moment it was in was priceless.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:46 AM
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6. "Yes!"
Mrs. Aristus' answer to my proposal of marriage...
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:46 AM
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7. Let's go back to my trailer, snuggle up, and then make it.
Edited on Sun Jan-18-09 02:47 AM by Jamastiene
I shit you not. It's true. Of course, she is "the one" I never got over. So, of course, that was very romantic at the time. She was fucking great. :evilgrin:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:48 AM
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8. I had some girl in her beautiful Midwestern twang
tell me I made her whole......and my knees buckled, literally.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:49 AM
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11. sounds like a very smart woman...
*patting myself on the back* ;)
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:50 AM
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12. you sure are
One of your million beautiful qualities... (piling up the good boy points) :P
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:28 AM
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22. ok, get a room you two
you're fogging up the windows...
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:30 PM
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71. sorry dude....
and Im keeping track...That is now the 36th time, weve been told that...
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:49 AM
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10. "You can keep the toothbrush"
:evilgrin:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:52 AM
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14. Tramp!
;)
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 08:08 PM
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61. Sounds like a 'lovely parting gift'
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:50 AM
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13. If I tell you guys, flvegan will kill me.
Suffice it to say without explaining a lot of backstory it's definitely something that would be misinterpreted.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:53 AM
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15. rofl
I can imagine what that hunka burnin love said... :P
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 02:54 AM
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17. No, you really, really can't.
:rofl:
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 03:56 PM
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24. Oh man....
can you PM it to me? I am soooo dying to know :P
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:37 PM
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37. It's really not my story to tell.
If he says it's okay, then I'll tell you.
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JANdad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:48 AM
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18. You are larger than life...
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:54 AM
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19. best line ever was
"you dont sweat much for a fat lass" said by a mad scouser to my sister. pished myself
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JANdad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:55 AM
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20. Dayum...
That hurt
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vadawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:57 AM
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21. are you kidding it worked she dated him forever
i still pish myself even thinking about it, its still the best chat up line in the history of pikey romances.
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malta blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:36 AM
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23. "you make my toes curl"
And yes, I fell for it....
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 03:57 PM
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25. Well, mine includes a disclaimer of "TMI"
So it would be tasteless for me to repeat it.

Mind you, if you can tolerate this site then perhaps you can...

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blueraven95 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:04 PM
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30. that site is sick
I love it! :evilgrin:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:42 PM
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38. Thanks
:evilgrin:

It is a tad demented, and more than a tad weird, so no argument from me there... But it's supposed to be off the wall and over the top... a friend wondered why I had taken it down, and she told me to put it back up... so I did. :)
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blueraven95 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:58 PM
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43. your friend is right
I'm sending the link to a bunch of people now. :)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:43 PM
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49. Thank you kindly!
:blush: :party: :hi:

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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 03:58 PM
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26. "That's okay, Baby-
you make me shiver, too."
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 03:58 PM
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27. "That's okay, Baby-
you make me shiver, too."
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:00 PM
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28. on that note, I was a big fan of:
"I don't let people talk dirty to me, but I like it when you do."
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:03 PM
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29. Romantic or sexy?
:shrug:



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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:04 PM
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31. Hmmmmm...
that calls for subjectivity, for example, some people might think 'nice shoes, wanna fuck' is romantic :P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:37 PM
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36. True
I, however, am not among them. :P









BTW — Is that the commonly accepted progression from "Nice shoes"? If so, I committed a horrible faux pas a few years ago. :blush:



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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:38 PM
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46. How quickly they forget....
this was one of our first conversations, right after you compared my nose to a hood ornament :P
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:07 PM
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32. I'm not kidding when I say it's impossible to pick just one, or ten, lines.
The republican boyfriend is the most romantic boyfriend I've ever known. Even the "good morning" emails leave me breathless, and it's a huge part of the attraction.

I like, "You are the occasion for my sin"!
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:11 PM
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33. "you have wonder woman eyes"
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:15 PM
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34. So far?
"you're safe with me" And he meant it. Unfortunately, it wasn't a relationship that had a prayer. I will never forget that though.

:)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 04:34 PM
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35. The man and I were watching some awards show
Some actress (I can't remember who now) was shown on the red carpet and the man goes, "she is beautiful", "just like you". So sweet. :)
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:42 PM
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39. maybe this:
"... I feel an electricity and a spiritual connection with
you, unlike anyone I have ever known..."
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:44 PM
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40. 'nobody has ever made me come so hard before in my life'
:P
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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:30 PM
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99. !
:spray:
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:50 PM
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41. I was out at a bowling alley and I met a co-worker
and she had way too much beer, but she said:

"Gee, you're real cute with that nice @$$ of yours... I'd really love to f**k your brains out tonight.."
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:53 PM
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42. A man once told me my hair felt like snow
When I asked him to explain, he said, "It's soft... like snow." It seems silly, now, when I write it out... oh well.
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 05:59 PM
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44. "Damn that is big"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:42 PM
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48. Mine was called "the beast".
:evilgrin:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:23 PM
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57. You guys place far too much pride in your buttocks...
Edited on Sun Jan-18-09 07:23 PM by krispos42
:rofl:
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 09:40 PM
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65. Here I was thinking "ego". :)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:28 PM
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45. I had a professor who used to call me, "Sunshine."
I had the biggest crush on him. :loveya:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:40 PM
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47. "Holy cow, the rumor is true!"
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FedUpWithIt All Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:49 PM
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50. "I have never in my life wanted to be anywhere like i want to be here...
i want to live here."

Sigh :loveya:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:52 PM
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51. "It's usually a hundred bucks, but I'm only gonna charge you fifty."
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:55 PM
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52. "Can my sister join us?"
:P
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:56 PM
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53. Inquiring minds want to know....
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:34 PM
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58. It's kind of funny, but
I fear some folks would misinterpret it.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:31 PM
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72. There has to be a great backstory there
Bro...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:56 PM
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54. "He's kinda cute for an old guy." -My sister.
Keep dreamin' buddy.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 06:57 PM
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55. "you're nothing like your sister, she's a total bitch."
yup and then i married him.
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:06 PM
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56. "Kiss me again"
...spoken by an ex-girlfriend, right after the first time we kissed. She paused, with her eyes closed, and I wasn't sure of what was going on, if it was too much too soon or what. She kept her eyes closed and said "kiss me again." I did. It was muy romántico.

:toast:
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 07:46 PM
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59. I have a few that stand out.
"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." - circa 1984

Same guy comes back into my life in 2003 and says "After all this time, you're STILL the best thing that's ever happened to me."

Another SO once said "Now that you're in my life, I can't bear the thought of you leaving it."

Another man, very recently...."Loving you has given me a happiness that I had never known."

And ironically, from one of my best friends....."To know you, is to love you."
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 08:05 PM
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60. "I go all weak when you answer the phone."
Edited on Sun Jan-18-09 08:08 PM by SalmonChantedEvening
She called be Bobby John.

It just wasn't fair ;)
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 08:10 PM
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62. .
its better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...romantic doesn't necessarily mean happy..yes I have a sad life in this regard..
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 09:24 PM
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63. It wasn't a word, but a look.
I knew.
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Pale Blue Dot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 05:00 PM
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100. Oh crap, I'm sorry.
That was gas.

:D

:loveya:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 09:36 PM
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64. you make me feel safe
i don't know that it's romantic in the conventional sense, but it sure made my knees week
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:04 PM
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66. According to my wife,

I wouldn't notice. :dunce:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:13 PM
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67. Mr KW, the former football player said "You will always be my MVP"
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:13 PM
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68. "can I put my boots under your bed?"
Or something else so craptastic I have blocked it from memory.
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:27 PM
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69. Hey, at least he took 'em off!
:)
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:37 PM
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73. that time...
;)
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:28 PM
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74. Here I thought it was....
crap now I forgot what it was that that brian guy said, but that was pretty good, right?
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 12:20 AM
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80. When I was dressed as Jackie?
"You are the most beautiful woman in the world"

and then the one from Ward

"I hope your husband or boyfriend tells you daily just how beautiful you are"

me: I don't have either one of those things

"Well you should"

and then the nightmare started.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:01 AM
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81. And to think my nightmare started with...
"What's a hot chick like you doing in a dive like this?" Of course had I been thinking i might have thought, hmmmmm, why are you in this dive and preempted years of misery, but hey, I was young
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:29 AM
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82. Damn
why didnt I think of that one??
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:06 AM
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83. You have a functioning frontal lobe?
:loveya:
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:09 AM
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85. Yeah
thats true...or at least mine isnt quite as baked..LOL Hey...ILY
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 10:29 PM
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70. I cant post it here
the thread would get locked...

:P
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:30 AM
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89. Is it, "come on my belly"? It's "come on my belly" isn't it?
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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:42 PM
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75. "Oh you think so, Romeo?" *GF procceds to start french-kissing me*
Edited on Sun Jan-18-09 11:43 PM by Odin2005
:evilgrin:
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:43 PM
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76. "i like the color purple"
:rofl:
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:45 PM
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77. Was that before or after...
he said "paper or plastic"?:)
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-09 11:52 PM
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78. he didn't ask
that prick :rofl:
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 12:03 AM
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79. "You remind me of my future ex-wife"
Yes, I married him. Many moons ago.

Actually that's not the most romantic thing, he can can be very charming-- BUT my husband is also an ass --funny though. He used to walk up to women at parties and say "Hey, so and so, remember me? We used to live together! Best response he got? "Where's my child support asshole?" The funniest? The occationally blank look a woman would give him trying to remember. I made him stop doing it before we got married, but it WAS pretty damn funny.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:07 AM
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84. Well, there was this one time an anonymous poster said 'You're not my type'.
Good times. Good times.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:14 AM
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86. "You're the first guy..."
"... I've ever swallowed for."

Of course, this did require that I gave her (I think it was a her?) an extra $20
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:29 AM
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87. I don't know.
I'm not used to people saying things like that to me.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:30 AM
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88. You're not my type
:shrug:
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Hippo_Tron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:35 AM
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90. Did you meet him at the Barnes & Nobel?
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 03:43 AM
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91. "We belong together."
And we did - and we still do.
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:03 AM
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92. "Dammit! I've got pepperspray!"
:hide:
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:34 AM
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93. the scent of your balls is like my drug
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 01:45 PM
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94. you promised that would be just between us!
:grr:



:P
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 02:11 PM
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95. "How big is your penis"
Needless to say, I haven't been on the receiving end of romantic compliments very often.
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lazyriver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:15 PM
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96. I can give you my body, my heart and my sould but I'm afraid it
still won't be enough to show you how much I love you.

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Mad_Dem_X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:25 PM
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97. "You're an angel."
I won't go into details why he said it, but something embarrassing happened, and he made me feel better by saying that. It was so sweet and unexpected. I married him, of course. :)
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 04:27 PM
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98. OH GOD, OH GOD , OH GOD.......
something like that
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Vanje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:24 PM
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101. This has not been ecxeeded in my lifetime
Edited on Mon Jan-19-09 07:25 PM by sheeptramp
Not likely to be . The tune was real catchy too.

I was younger. Oh Fuck, it takes me back.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Was that you in the cafe
Was that you in the chair
at the table in the cafe
Are you sure you were there
Was that you sippin coffee
intercepting every thought
That was you
And I like you a lot

I wish to God that I had made it all up
My heads so hot an egg could fry in it
so if I did then I'll just hang it all up
I made my bed and now I'll lie in it

Was that you by the river
Was that you on the pier
Staring down into that river
with that quart of cheap ass beer
Was that you that was my insides
up into knots
Well that was you
And I like you a lot

flat pick the refrain then do the chorus again

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It had a catchy tune too.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-09 07:25 PM
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102. Hold that thought, I'll be right back
:silly:
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