How do you get rid of a case of the ass?

[raccoon]

I've had one about a week, and can't seem to shake it.

[KansDem]

1. Divorce?

Although a week doesn't seem long enough to realize you have one...

[MrCoffee]

2. A case of ass should fetch top dollar on craigslist.

[Ghost in the Machine]

3. How many asses come in a case?

Is it more feasible to sell them individually, or do they have to be sold in case quantities? More importantly though, are they smart asses or dumb asses?

[undeterred]

4. You could try selling it on Craigslist.

If it doesn't sell after a few days, list it as free and set it out by the curb.

[MicaelS]

5. Is this the red ass?

Or are we talking about another color or type. Or is simply adult diaper rash? You have to be more explicit when you ask professionals for advice.

[Orsino]

6. You open a frosty, refreshing can of Whup-Ass(tm)!

I think the directions are specific: one can per case.