Colder than ...

[Connonym]

My dad used to say "colder than a witch's tit" What do you say?

[Jamastiene]

1. Colder than a Republican's heart.

Now THAT is cold. :P

[DarkTirade]

3. But absolute zero is impossible, isn't it?

:P

[pokerfan]

8. Funny you would mention that

Last week's Nova was on the quest for absolute zero.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/zero

Helsinki University of Technology holds the current record with 100 pK (1×10⁻¹⁰ K).

[DarkTirade]

2. I never understood that 'witch's tit' (or teat, depending on who says it) thing.

I've dated witches. No complaints here. :shrug:

[Jamastiene]

4. I've dated a couple witches too.

Their tits weren't cold.

I would like to know who climbs down and sticks the thermometer in the well digger's ass though and how that necessity came about. :shrug:

[DarkTirade]

5. ... its probably best that we don't know.

[soleiri]

10. I believe

That the witch’s tit must also be in a “brass brassiere during a snowstorm", for the full effect.

[MorningGlow]

13. Waitaminnit

Witch's you-know-what(s) here. In snowstorm land. Where's my brass brassiere? Am I on the mailing list? I didn't get the memo! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. My mom used to say

"Colder than a well-digger's hiney."

[pokerfan]

7. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey

[krispos42]

9. ...the balls on a brass monkey n/t

[Lionel Mandrake]

11. colder than a nun's **** on Good Friday (nt)

[sarge43]

12. Colder than a tax auditor's heart. n/t