AGH! I just ate a turtle, a wombat, a yak and a plecostomus

[Dookus]

This atkins diet is tough

[everythingsxen]

1. Beware...

If you are out of favor with Wombat, Wombat will return to life in your stomach and gnaw it's way out!

Leaving lemony justice in Womabt's wake!

On edit: Wombat commanded me to fix a typo. All praise Wombat.

[boxster]

2. Ok, now that one was actually funny.

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[Dookus]

3. Of course it was

Every Dookus thread comes with a guarantee of quality, humor and stunning insight, or your money back.

[everythingsxen]

4. Yeah there was that thread last week...

No quality, insight or humor.

I want my money! :P

[Dookus]

5. Send

your receipt along with a certified letter outlining your dissatisfaction to the Dookus Refund Center, 1453 Choudry Lane, Suite B, Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India.

If our team of lawyers and wit consultants decide your claim has merit, you will receive your refund in 6-8 months.

[everythingsxen]

6. If you declare your love for Wombat..

We can settle out of court! :P

[Dookus]

7. ahh

go love yer own wombat. I'll see you in court.

[everythingsxen]

8. Sheesh..

All I want is a little love for the Wombat!

Now you shall have Doom! Doomy Doom Doom!!!

[boxster]

12. Geez, sounds like those AOL rebates Best Buy used to do all the time!

:P

[Bucky]

9. Am I now supposed to Ask You Anything?

Like, did ya shave the wombat first or are we talkin' marsupial sushi?

[Dookus]

10. I made a wombat loaf

one whole wombat, deboned, some breadcrumbs, an egg, a little ketchup salt and pepper. Mix well, place in pan, bake for 75 minutes at 375.

[Columbia]

11. Hope you didn't eat the shell

Might be too many carbs. :)

[Dookus]

13. I think the shell

is all fiber.

Hold on... gotta go the bathroom.