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[demsrule4life]

Do you know what happened in
September back in 1850?

California became a state.
The state had no electricity.
The state had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So, basically, it was just like California today only the women had real breasts.

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Newspaper headlines in the year 2035

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, California.






White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's
third language.






Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped






Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but
President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.






George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.






Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesday only.






35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.






Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.






Supreme Court rules that punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.






Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.






New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers, fly swatters,
and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.






Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to
campaign accounts.






Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.






IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

[AndyP]

1. good stuff

I like:
"35 year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss."