Name The Best Place to Send Bush

[CO Liberal]

By now everyone has seen the new banner on DU's home page:



Where besides Crawford would you like to see Bush sent?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. We need to buy Devil's Island from the French.

[southpaw]

2. Seventh Ring of Hell!

And that right quickly!

[GreenArrow]

3. open air stocks

On the Mall in Washington.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Elba! or St. Helena!

They were good enough for Napoleon. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. If they were good enough for Napoleon, they're too good for Bush.

[felonious thunk]

9. ah hell, you beat me to it!

[Florida_Geek]

17. Hey they are nice places

Ah if only I had the money



http://www.rms-st-helena.com/

[CO Liberal]

19. I Wonder...Are There Any Leper Colonies Left??

Except that would be unfair to the lepers......

[underpants]

5. Haiti

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. This just isn't fair.

I mean, seriously... do you want to burden someone else with our problem?? We should seal him in a vacuum tube and let him drift into space for eternity.

[gonefishing]

13. To manage the Red Socks

As a Yankee fan I couldn't resist!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

23. I'd still like him more than Steinbrenner! (nt)

[felonious thunk]

8. St Helena

Seems appropriate.

[JohnLocke]

10. Elba, perhaps?

[Demeter]

11. So Many Wonderful Suggestions!

What about declaring him the Man Without A Country, put him on an oil tanker (The Exxon Valdez, or maybe the Condoleeza Rice?) and have him drift from port to port and sell tickets for public contumely? Paint ball or tomato optional events, or live ammo? The mind boggles at the possible marketing of such a tour. Have him work off the deficit as a public spectacle!

Just getting over the stomach flu, and it's affecting my visions.

[Waistdeep]

12. Baghdad

He can do outreach work for some faith-based organization.

[Semi_subversive]

14. Locked in a room with

a case of Viagra and a dozen gay Nam vets.

[pagerbear]

20. Because we all know...

...gay men can't control themselves, especially when their horniness has been chemically enhanced! <fuming>

[geniph]

15. Back to the damned gated community he came from!

Silver-spoon fratboy fake cowboy - he's not really even from Crawford. He's no more a rancher than he is a nuclear physicist.

[Zero Gravitas]

16. Saudi Arabia

Strip him of citizenship, confiscate all his property & money and send him to live with his buddies in Saudi Arabia. Same goes for all living descendants of Prescott Bush (and their spouses.)

[Ilsa]

18. Wherever we send him,

no alcohol, no sweets, no beef, no exercise machine. Lots of pretzels.

[DEM FAN]

21. Have Bush Burn In Hell Would Be FINE With Me.

:-(

[linazelle]

22. IRAQQQQQQ!