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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 04:14 PM
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Please tell me this won't kill me.
I bought two 4 packs of Kashi Go Lean meal replacement drinks the other day. I drank 2 of them today before I realized the "best by" date was 4/03. The 2nd 4 pack is dated 6/04, but I drank the old ones. I feel fine now, but I'm a little worried that I'll be praying to the porcelain god later.
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 04:19 PM
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1. it's been nice to know ya..
did they taste funny? If not, you'll prolly be alright.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 04:21 PM
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2. Can you get your money back
I don't know the law there, but in Brazil, if you can prove a business sold food past the "best by" date you basically have them by the balls.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 04:23 PM
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3. Its not gonna kill ya
Course it may leave you horribly mutated and in pain beyond imagination for all eternity trapped within your mutant immortal body. But the odds on that are fairly low.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 05:01 PM
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4. LOL
My nails are getting longer and I'm starting to grow hair on the back's of my hands. Do you think this is just the beginning?
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 05:27 PM
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8. We'll know at full moon...
If you get the sudden urge to go outside and bay at the moon, run directly to the refrigerator, get a bottle of Worcestershire sauce, and embalm yourself with it.

Zombies are cooler than werewolves.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 05:03 PM
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5. You drank two already??
Man, it won't kill ya, but take it from me. Don't stray too far from a restroom!! :D
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chimpy the poopthrower Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 05:04 PM
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6. Look on the bright side.
If it doesn't kill you, it will make you stronger. :)
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-04 05:21 PM
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7. Probably fine.
If you could get it down, it likely won't come back up.

The best by date is usually more about preserving taste than avoiding poisoning.

An exception could be if the container seemed puffed out or inflated. Except for carbonated drinks, avoid consuming something from an inflated package. Bad juju.
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