How Can We Improve Bush's Campaign Slogan?

[Plaid Adder]

"Steady leadership in times of change" is just not catchy enough. How can we punch it up?

[afraid_of_the_dark]

1. It was so hard to decide...

So why should he have to? He's got over 100 million bucks for campaigning... I'll bet he could use them all!

[terrya]

2. "Continuing to piss off the rest of the world"

Terry

[Plaid Adder]

3. Good one!

n/t

[felonious thunk]

4. Other

Vote Bush, he kills the killers who try to kill and he economies the 9/11 from the terrorists for jobs and values.

[Plaid Adder]

6. Wow, it made my brain hurt just to read that.

Doesn't it scare you that you can speak his language?

The Plaid Adder

[felonious thunk]

8. I'm proud

That I can jobs the family and God Almighty the terrorists for freedom.

[bif]

5. "Shakey hands in need of a drink"

n/t

[eyesroll]

7. Send it through an anagram generator!

http://corrente.blogspot.com/2004_02_15_corrente_archive.html#107689069641109105

Inspired by alert reader Jeffrey Kramer, I went to an anagram server and got the anagrams for the Republican's (doubtless heavily focus-grouped) slogan for aWol's 2004 campaign: "Steady Leadership in a Time of Change."
Here are some of the better anagrams:

1. I'm a hypertense, death-dealing fiasco
2. I am a deathless deafening hypocrite
3. I am a tone-deaf, highly-paid erectness
4. I'm the fanatic, grandiose sleepyhead
5. Oafishly indecent pig's ear meathead
6. Slimy, cheapish deafening toadeater
7. Oedipean cheating defames trashily
8. Flag hype, eh? Administration decease
9. I feel anger! I say, shitcan the mad dope
10. The famed ace is lying, Oedipean trash

[geniph]

12. My god, #1 is so apt it's frightening!

#9 isn't bad either.

[Plaid Adder]

13. Lurching blindly through four more wars!

Have the best of both worlds!

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Ganja Ninja]

9. Have your vote counted this time. Vote Bush/Cheney 04.

or another variation: Vote Bush/Cheney 04 so we won't have to have the Supreme Court do it for you.

[Bonhomme Richard]

10. "I'm as Incompetent as You are!" Vote for W

[geniph]

11. "Vote Bush - Because we don't want THOSE people having

the same rights WE do, now do we?"