I hate compulsive farters at the gym!

[TXlib]

I'm working out last night, minding my own business.

There's this guy on the machine right next to me. Other than him, there's nobody for two machines in either direction.

Then I smell it.

You know what I'm talking about.

I make a show of covering my face and shooting him a nasty look.

He gives me a "What?" look.

Five minutes later, it happens again.

I shoot him another nasty look.

3 minutes later, again, and it is FOUL.

I take my headphones off and say to him, "Do you mind?"

He just shrugged, and kept pooting away.

Asshole.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

1. Maybe you should talk to the "full of beans" thread author.

They may have been the culprit.

[TXlib]

2. Not unless he commutes from WI to TX to work out.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

4. Maybe it was just that potent...

Those things can travel quite a distance sometimes.

[TXlib]

5. We'll have to ask eyesroll about that...

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. Thank God I avoid the gym like the plague!

[boobooday]

6. Another good reason to avoid the gym

Dancing is better! People don't fart when they dance, usually!


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