I am full of beans!

[Whitacre D_WI]

Discuss.

[TXlib]

1. Don't stand next to me, then.

Have some Beano.

[pintobean]

13. Beware

[pintobean]

2. This thread is going to be a real stinker.

[latebloomer]

3. Thanks for the warning!

[GOPisEvil]

4. Could you describe the beans, please?

Pinto?
Butter?
Black?
Refried?

[Whitacre D_WI]

5. Miscellaneous!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

19. Miscellaneous!

[NuckinFutz]

6. Don't sit/stand

too close to open fire.

By the way...what kind of beans????

Navy...Pinto...Kidney???

[eyesroll]

7. Oh, bloody great.

Weren't you full of beans yesterday too?

[Whitacre D_WI]

8. I am still full of beans from yesterday!

I will eat black bean soup tonight!

[TXlib]

10. One drawback to your sig

I keep thinking you look like rick santorum.

[Whitacre D_WI]

12. I would make a "santorum" joke about my beanfulness,

but I won't.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

16. I would make a "santorum" joke about my beanfulness,

but I won't.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

18. I am still full of beans from yesterday!

I will eat black bean soup tonight!

[TXlib]

9. Hee hee... he's YOUR problem, right?

[eyesroll]

20. Indeed.

I'm going to be doing a lot of breath-holding tonight...

[XNASA]

11. Specifically, which part of you are the beans in?

The phrase 'full of beans' originally meant feisty or energetic.

Nowadays, it means 'nutty'.

So which is it?

[MissMillie]

14. I make the best baked beans

I love the way my house smells as they're baking in the oven.

But after we're done eating them.... not so much.

[blindpig]

15. laser beans? n/t

[pagerbear]

17. Mel Brooks put it best

Beans, beans, the musical fruits,
The more you eats, the more you toots!

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

21. You can help solve

our nation's energy crisis! If we could only pool all the methane produced by you bean eaters...