You so ugly...

[Oeditpus Rex]

You once went into a haunted house and came out with an application.









GO! :bounce:

[oshyposhy]

1. You so ugly...

You stood yourself up on a blind date.

[Lyric]

2. You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

:P

[dawgmom]

3. You so ugly...

....when you were born, they put tinted windows on your incubator.

[Inchworm]

4. You so ugly they fed you with a slingshot!

:D

[DS1]

5. Yo so ugly

when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she got a ticket for littering!

[Lyric]

6. You're so ugly

You have to Trick or Treat by phone.

[Inchworm]

7. you so ugly

when you went to enter an ugly contest they said, "No Professionals!"

:P

[AlCzervik]

8. You so ugly, when you were born they named you "Damn!"

[Lyric]

9. You so ugly

when you sit in the sand, cats try to bury you.

[bigwillq]

10. You're so ugly

Every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've
just given head."

[oshyposhy]

14. I loled for realsies.

:rofl:

[Call Me Wesley]

11. "You so ugly

but I shave you anyway."

Call Me Wesley, Bathroom quotes.

:cry:

[Inchworm]

12. you so ugly you make onions cry!

:eyes:

[Lyric]

13. You so ugly

you didn't get hit with the ugly stick, you got hit with the ugly log.

[Bucky]

15. You so ugly

they hit you with a stick to make an ugly stick

[Lyric]

17. ...

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Lyric]

18. You so ugly

you could scare the chrome off a bumper!

[Bucky]

20. You so ugly

your wife closes her eyes and thinks of Nixon.

[Lyric]

21. You so ugly

that it took a beautician twelve hours to give you a price quote.

[Bucky]

16. In Soviet Union, ugly so YOU!!

wait...

[rug]

19. You so ugly

you reflect light.

[Road Scholar]

22. You so ugly, you went to the beauty shop in an

Ambulance.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. You so ugly

You couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a sack of bananas.

[Inchworm]

24. Weee!

My favorite one yet!

:rofl:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

25. Stolen, I assure you.

:hi:

[Road Scholar]

26. No,no, it's the truth, you really are that ugly! Really!

:shrug: :shrug: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :pals:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. My bathroom mirror wears a goalie's mask.

:D

[Road Scholar]

28. .......

:pals: :rofl: :loveya: :hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. In-Transit :)

:hi: :hug: :loveya: :pals:

:beer:

[graywarrior]

29. You're so ugly, we call you DUgly.

[NightWatcher]

31. ...when you were born, the doctor slapped yo mamma

[bluesbassman]

32. You so ugly, when they tied a porkchop around your neck so the dog would play with you...

the dog said "no thanks, I'm a vegan".

[lizziegrace]

34. Rimshot!

:rofl:

[Forkboy]

33. You're so ugly your father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

[Ghost in the Machine]

35. You so damned ugly...

you gotta sneak up on a mirror just to brush your tooth


:evilgrin:

[Demoiselle]

36. You so ugly...

Your tears run down the back of your head.

[Fire Walk With Me]

37. You so ugly, the but wouldn't tutch YOU!

[ghostsofgiants]

38. You so ugly...

...The Elephant Man pays your child support.

...Your mom was hanged for crimes against humanity.

And fopr a slight change of pace:

Your ass is so hairy it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say "Only in America!"

[gemdem]

39. You so ugly...

you make Baby Jesus cry.

Well... you do. Seriously.

[mcctatas]

40. You so ugly...

you couldn't get laid at fat camp with a truck full of big macs

[5X]

41. You so ugly,

I look good.

[hippywife]

43. Him lying!

Him verrrrry handsome. :D

(I know, I get to sleep with him every night.)

[hippywife]

42. You so ugly...

if my dog looked like you, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards! }(

[AwakeAtLast]

44. You so ugly

you keep Vaseline on the mirror!

[MsTryska]

45. you so ugly - they put your face on a carton of milk

and it spoiled.

[blockhead]

46. you so ugly....

dogs close their eyes when they hump your leg.