Flaming dog poop in a bag!

[Bake]

This thread, http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8396220 , got me thinking. Anybody ever done that "flaming dog poop in a bag on the front porch, ring the doorbell and run" thing on Halloween (or otherwise)?

If so, how did that turn out?

Bake

[DS1]

1. I would have classified as a co-conspirator

the wind blew it out anyway

[Bake]

3. See, that's why I asked.

Everybody knows how it's SUPPOSED to end, but has anybody ever done it and had it actually HAPPEN that way?

Bake

[Cabcere]

2. Not exactly the same thing, but...

...a couple of years ago, my mom was going to take the dog to the vet for an early morning appointment. Since this particular checkup required a stool sample, and my mom didn't feel like trying to obtain one the morning of the vet visit, she got the stool sample the night before and put the plastic baggie near the door to the garage so she wouldn't forget it. My dad, apparently unaware of this fact, came downstairs the next morning, saw the dim outline of the baggie and its contents (it was still pretty dark, and at the time we didn't have direct lighting set up in that area), and asked my mom who the brownies were for. :rofl: Of course we teased him about that, and then somebody asked if a sample from the cats' litterbox would count as "brownies with sprinkles"...yeah. Good times, man. Good times.

[Iggo]

4. Did it back in about '71 or '72.

It worked exactly as advertised.

[CBGLuthier]

5. An entire family was killed here a few years ago by that prank

Seriously. Kids lit the bag on the porch. The family lived in a bad neighborhood and had bars on the windows.

Entire family wiped out because of an absolutely stupid and irresponsible idiotic act.

Ya don't fuck around with fire.