Visitor defecates on Fort Pierce woman's porch (why yes, it is Florida)

[AngryAmish]

"FORT PIERCE — A 31-year-old woman on Wednesday found a likely unwelcome surprise on her porch -- a human bowel movement with an "overwhelming" stench, according to a police report released Thursday.

The victim told investigators the doorbell to her home in the 700 block of Beach Court rang, and she saw a red Jeep Cherokee blocking the driveway. However, she didn't recognize the vehicle, so she didn't answer the door.

A friend stopped by shortly afterward and told her a "human bowel movement" sat on the porch, describing the odor as "repugnant." Toilet paper also was on the porch "where the suspect attempted to clean themselves."

The victim told police a neighbor indicated a heavy-set woman drove off in the red Jeep and that she was selling Mary Kay products."

read the comments - I almost burst reading this last night

[Akoto]

1. Good grief. I live in Port Saint Lucie, about 10 minutes away.

Not surprised. What is it with all the weird shit that happens around here?


( ... Crappy pun intended. :hide: )

[AngryAmish]

3. Do you buy Mary Kay?

maybe you should.

[SteppingRazor]

2. Shit happens. n/t

[rurallib]

4. a Mary Kay salewoman that left a sample?

[peekaloo]

6. A stool. When did they start selling furniture?

[peekaloo]

5. Solicitors are always leaving shit on my porch.

not literally though

[Ikonoklast]

7. What a crappy thing to do.

Read some of the comments at the link.

That's some funny shit right there.

[texas1928]

8. I feel sorry for the reporter having to cover this crap.

the Mary Kay sales lady was just looking for a magazine.

[Radical Activist]

9. She deserves it

for being too much of a rude fraidy cat to open the door. She's not some frail 80 year old woman.

[KamaAina]

10. Introducing Mary Kay's new *brown* Cadillac!

:puke:

[PVnRT]

11. lol "mudshark"