Is there a way we can save the Lounge when the rest of DU crashes and burns?

[kayakjohnny]

And disintegrates. And dissolves and goes poof. And ceases to exist. And implodes. And becomes irrelevant. And fucks itself in the ass.

Cause that's what seems like is happening.

This Obama thing just ain't working for them.

Maybe we should defect while we still have a chance.

[Inchworm]

1. breathe from my balloon

All is well

:*

[Ptah]

2. Think of the lounge as the boat.

Suddenly a tiger appears from the jungle. Willard
and Chef start running back to boat, Chef screaming :

CHEF
"It's a tiger, a fucking tiger !

CHIEF
"Let's go !"

CHEF
"Never get outta boat..."

CHIEF
"What happened, how many is it ?"

CHEF
"A fucking tiger, fucking tiger... I don't wanna take this goddamn shit
man... I didn't come here for this, I don't fucking need this. All I wanted
to do is fucking cook, I just wanted to learn to fucking cook. Allright, It's
allright, it's gonna be all right... never get outta boat... Hi tiger, hi
tiger..."

[Inchworm]

4. dude..

I'm half baked and had nooo idea what those words meant :P

:hug:

[kayakjohnny]

5. Half baked? What ever happened to the other half?

You're slackin'. Get with the program.

[Inchworm]

7. The program ain't workin!

hence forth hitherto weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

:toast:

[Ptah]

6. If you're half baked, you should get a master's degree.

I'm just sayin'.

[Inchworm]

9. student loans are defaulted

I'm doomed to terrorize :D

:hi:

[RagAss]

8. "Kurtz got out of the boat. He split from the whole fucking program."

[Inchworm]

10. Now I know you're fuckin with me

Kurtz was never mentioned

hmmmm...

:shrug:

[Ptah]

13. Exactly

WILLARD (v.o.)
"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you
were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole
fucking program. How did that happen? What did he see here
that first tour? 38 fucking years old. If he joined the Green Berets,
there was no way you'd ever get above Colonel. Kurtz knew
what he was giving up. The more I read and began to
understand, the more I admired him. His family and
friends couldn't understand it, and they couldn't talk him
out of it. He had to apply three times and he had to put
up with a ton of shit, but when he threatened to resign,
they gave it to him. The next youngest guy in his class was
half his age. They must have thought he was some
far-out old man humping it over that course. I did it when
I was 19 and it damn near wasted me. A tough
motherfucker. He finished. He could have gone for General,
but he went for himself instead."

[RagAss]

15. Thanks....it was "off the boat"...the memory fades......n/m

[Deja Q]

3. Use a Trojan Magnum XL as a tent?

[kayakjohnny]

11. But the reservoir thing might cave in during a rainstorm.

Then what?

[Deja Q]

12. What they did in the 1950s: Wear rubbers to keep the water out.

Oh dear, too late:

[KitchenWitch]

14. Search the DU archives for a dill dough recipe

[kayakjohnny]

16. Like pickles and bread?

[kentauros]

17. Yeah. Make me Moderator

and I'll put every Lounge thread on the Greatest page! :D