Hey kids, say hi to my online stalker!

[SoxFan]

Local right wing loudmouth Joe Kelly Levasseur is now poking around DU looking for "dirt" on me. he's making a big deal out of the fact that I got pissed off at Gov. Lynch for endorsing a wishy-washy Republican over one of the best environmental leaders in the legislature. Yes, defending a friend who got screwed is somehow a negative.

At any rate, let's all give a warm DU welcome to Manchester's favorite right wing blowhard, Joe Kelly!

[Dangerously Amused]

1. Joe Kelly Kelly Be Bo Smelly Jelly!

[leeroysphitz]

2. Hi Joe! PM me for the "dirt".

:evilgrin:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Hi Joe!

You watch Fixed Noise don't you?

How much more dirt can you really need?

:rofl:

[Chan790]

4. Hi Joe Kelly Levasseur!!!

Welcome to the DU Lounge. I know you're here trying to dip up dirt on Blue.

Well...here's the dirt. He's a moderate Democrat. I know, I mean...really? Centrism? How boring. I mean where's the passion and the willingness to riot? Oh...and he's environmentally-conscious. How dare he want clear air and water! Seriously, there's something wrong with anybody who doesn't want kids playing in cesspools. Next thing you know, he's going to want to promote responsible economic policies and smart business growth. The horror!!

[Redneck Socialist]

5. HI Joe

You scum sucking, dirt-bag you. Welcome to DU!

[Danger Mouse]

6. I hope he joins DU so we can give him an extra-warm welcome.

[madeline_con]

7. ...

Joe Kelly Levasseur

[Ptah]

8. poor Joe, all hat, no cattle.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

9. Joe, Joe, hey, Joe!

I know stuff. But, you'll have to make it worth my while before I spill the beans on BlueDog. Oh, the stories I can tell you! I'm talking about stuff that will curl your hair (you have hair, don't you, Joe?), cause your wallpaper to peel away from the walls (you have walls, right, Joe?), keep you awake at night (do you really sleep hanging by your feet from a beam, Joe?).

So, let me know what you think my information is worth to you, and I'll decide whether or not you're worthy to receive it.

By the way, are you related to Joe the Plumber? I'll bet you're buddies with him. You are, aren't you?

Oh, Joe Kelly Levasseur, you are such a SCAMP!!!!

[lizziegrace]

10. Hi ya Joe!!

:hi:

[Arugula Latte]

11. Hey, Joe, this one's for you!

[RetroLounge]

12. Levasseur? What? Is that French?

RL

[jberryhill]

16. You are correct

It is the French word for a small hat worn on the derriere.

[SoxFan]

22. Behave!

Manchester has a large Quebecois population, and Levasseur is a fairly common name. Be nice to the poor folks who share it with this guy.

[jberryhill]

24. Share it?

Do you know that if you share a Levasseur with someone, it is as if you've shared that Levasseur with every other person who has worn it?

[Bake]

32. I think it's French for "tiny little pee-pee"

:rofl:

Bake

[Archae]

13. I've got one also.

Had him for years now, I think.

Stan Hardegree, failed Georgia newspaper entrepreneur and teacher.

I think he even donates to DU, so he can use the "search" function fully.

Pathological near-psychotic sex-obsessed Clinton hater, Bush cheerleader, and wannabe conservative.

[SoxFan]

23. Wannabe conservative?

How hard is it to be a conservative? :rofl:

I think Ava has had some creeps bothering her. Her peace activism and her media interviews made her the least popular 18 year old in Freeperland.

[Fire Walk With Me]

30. People who are threatened by peace...

??? I don't get the world.

[Archae]

33. Goldwater was a conservative.

This assclown is a pretender who latches on to any reactionary asshole like his former congressman Bob Barr, or his former "president" George W. Bush.

[NNadir]

14. Is he related to the war correspondent/economic theorist/author and highly professional

liar "Joe the Plumber?"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Joe...If you wants to find dirt, look in the levasSEWER...

...the one that's part of our fucked-up infrastructure.

[hunter]

17. I want a stalker. Can I buy him?

But he has to like dogs.

[SoxFan]

21. You can have him for free

If you order now, I'll throw in his two sidekicks and a Sham Wow absolutely free!

[flvegan]

18. Damn. Don't have to look far for embarrassment on your stalker's behalf.

Damn, he's a big fucking joke.

How did that cock pass the Bar anyway?

:rofl: at you, JKL!

[jberryhill]

25. I am continually amazed

They don't give out grades for it, but I am convinced by some of my, uh, colleagues, that the bar for the bar is not set all that high.

[Ellen Forradalom]

19. Hi Joe!

[From The Ashes]

20. hey Joe Kelly!

Asshat!

[graywarrior]

26. Hey Joe! You suck so bad I don't even know who you are never mind listen to you!

:puke:

[RubyDuby in GA]

27. Hey Joe - here's the welcome you so richly deserve

[Deep13]

28. Hi Joe. Enjoy the blue state of New Hampshire!

:7

[gizmonic]

29. Hey Smelly Joe Kelly!

Bush doesn't like you either





pbththththththtthth!

[TZ]

31. Hi Joe!

Stay classy...:rofl:

[edbermac]

34. Hiya Joe!

[rug]

35. Joe Kelly, statesman.