(Raises Hand) May I go to the bathroom please

[LynneSin]

[TheMightyFavog]

1. NO!

You've already gonme three times this period!

[LynneSin]

3. But I'm going to wet my panties if you don't let me go

:cry:

[ewagner]

2. Only if you empty your pockets first! n/t

[SCDem]

4. No.... because people in the past have abused the privelage

so sit down (and clean up the puddle below you at the break!)

[arwalden]

5. In High School, One Of My Teachers Painted "Potty Pass" On A Toilet Seat..

an actual FULL SIZED toilet seat that the student would have to carry with them to the restroom. It had the benefit of being seen from a distance (so that asst principals, teachers, and hall monitors would know that the student had a hall-pass).

The other benefit was that most students were too embarrassed to ask to use it. They would just hold their bladder it until the next break.

-- Allen

[ronnykmarshall]

6. Go ahead

and have a smoke for me while you're at it! :evilgrin:

[TXlib]

7. No. You should have gone before class.

Next, I suppose, you'll be asking me to fetch you a glass of water?

[histohoney]

8. Yes dear,

remember, don't stop and talk to anyone. Oh and please wash your hands in the SINK this time.:7

[TXlib]

9. With water. And soap. And don't stop until you've recited the alphabet.

[RobertSeattle]

10. Here you go...

[TXlib]

11. LOL! That's awful.

[fob]

12. Wasn't there a constitutional amendment passed with a limit of 1 potty

trip per day?

Oh, I'm thinking of the pursuit of hap pee ness!