Last night I had a dream about Spontaneous Monkey Combustion.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

In the dream I was watching one of those "caught on video" TV shows. The announcer explained that a zoo veterinarian had mixed up the dosage for a monkey's anti-depressants. The footage showed a vaguely chimp-like creature experiencing a series of violent mood-swings and anxiety attacks, before igniting into a hooting, vermillion conflagration.

This dream may have been influenced by my decision to stay up late to watch Blue Velvet for the first time on cable.

[redqueen]

1. Interesting.

What'd you think of the movie?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I think I've got a new line to use every time somebody orders Heineken.

"Heineken?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

[redqueen]

3. You'll be a trendsetter!

:bounce:

[Inchworm]

4. Was that you looking in my window

the other night?

:scared:

:hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Monkey Combustion.

There may be a band name in there somewhere.

[The empressof all]

6. Did you have your tv on during this dream

Perhaps you were watching this in your sleep

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/flingshot_flying_monkey.html

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. I've got one of those, only it's a squirrel.

My dog, Porkbutt, loves it.

Now if there was only some way to attach a giant rubber slingshot to the dog...

[DarkTirade]

7. Well who HASN'T had one of those every now and then?

:shrug:

[trof]

9. That happens more than people think.

Spontaneous Monkey Combustion is the #3 cause of smoking related deaths.