I am going to go bathe my cat.

[krispos42]

She's got dried pee in her butt fluff and the smell is driving me nuts.


If I'm not back in a half hour, call the police and the coroner.


:scared:

[TZ]

1. Been nice knowing you, krispos42!

:rofl:

On edit..AWWWW! You are gonna tutch the but! You are in trouble!

[BarenakedLady]

2. Good luck

:scared:

[DS1]

3. Why not pee on the but fluff and simply freshen it up?

People always seem to pick the difficult option

[krispos42]

13. She's more absorbant than a Sham-Wow

She could absorbe a good night's drinking without losing a drop!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

4. This will not end well.

:scared:

[NV Whino]

5. In the intrest of your health and safety

invest in some kitty wipes. You can get them at PetCo and other pet stores.

[Justyce]

6. BTDT... we ended up having to

wrap his body in a towel, hang his butt over the sink, turn the sink squirter on low, & squirt his butt clean... it wasn't pretty... :rofl:

He's still petrified of sinks, BTW.

[MineralMan]

7. Report back when you return from the Emergency Room...

[krispos42]

8. Update: I tutched the but (with pic)

I'm only marginally less wet than she is.



This is AFTER I used two, TWO bath towels to dry her off.



I hope I got the but clean, though.



I probably should invest in some actual pet shampoo next time, instead of Suave...



Thank you all for your good wishes/mortuary advice.


:-)

[redqueen]

10. Hahahahahaha she looks SO pissed!

:D

[TZ]

11. Hmm judging by the look on that cats face..

I would sleep with one eye open if I were you...:rofl:

[krispos42]

19. BOTH eyes open...

She hasn't had a bath in several years. She was quite vocal about it.


And I'm not suppose to have her here in my apartment, so the screams were a little unnerving...

[Inchworm]

12. you rawk!

"I missed it by that much"

We use Palmolive.. the green kind.

:yourock:

[Chan790]

14. You realize you've broken the sacred trust...

between kitty and slave. She's never going to trust you again...you should also consider sleeping with the bedroom door locked.

[BarenakedLady]

15. You are dead.

:scared:

[MineralMan]

16. Kitteh Will Have Revenge...

Hide your shoes!

[azmouse]

17. If looks could kill....

[Inchworm]

9. Just say "Sit kitty!"

Oh wait.. that's dogs again.

G'luck!

Oh! Get a picture of him/her wet.. they are sooo cute wet :D

:hug:

[krispos42]

18. Another pic

Now I'm getting The Glare

[MineralMan]

20. Green Glowing Eyes....Kitteh from Outer Space

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

[Ikonoklast]

22. You're as good as dead. I've seen that look before.

Please make sure your affairs are in order, to make it easier for your loved ones.


It looks like Skinner will be asking for new volunteers for mod in the very near future.

[krispos42]

21. Looks like I'm forgiven

She's actully purring.

And soaking my PJs...

:-)