Condiment Wars

[ZombieHorde]

Vote for your favorite condiment on the list.

[KitchenWitch]

1. No guacamole?

[ZombieHorde]

3. Bwahahahaha! No guacamole.

[DarkTirade]

2. Just for the record, anyone who answers mustard is dead to me.

That is all.

[kentauros]

18. dijon

:P

[DarkTirade]

23. Dead to me.

[kentauros]

28. If I ate Chinese mustard, I would be

:P

Better just go for the hot sauce with the cock on the front

[ZombieHorde]

33. I love that shit.

[Sebastian Doyle]

37. That's the one!

Just put it on some Mac n Cheese actually.

Good on just about everything...... EXCEPT cocks! and other sensitive areas :scared:

[Withywindle]

4. No "all of the above" option?

I will say at least half of those I used to eat with a spoon out of the jar as a kid until my mom busted me. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Life is pointless without horseradish

[LynzM]

8. Indeed.

:thumbsup:

[scheming daemons]

6. Trojan!

Oh wait..... damn those reading glasses...

[Dr. Strange]

13. Oh look, honey...

the mustard is ribbed, for your pleasure.

[krispos42]

7. Heinz 57

I eat what I am!

[jobycom]

9. Srirachi, Baybee!

[rucky]

26. The one with the rooster on the bottle.

yup.

[kentauros]

30. sea above

^
|

:D

[jobycom]

45. In most cases, it's best to keep the sea below.

At least for any extended durations outside of submarines.

[kentauros]

46. No, you always want silt below

and the sea above that. If it's the other way around, then it's the end of the world as we've ever known it

[jobycom]

47. Oh, Hell.

Australia is screwed!

[ZombieHorde]

43. Some of my buddies call it 'Rooster Sauce'.

[jobycom]

44. Hey, don't feel bad, everybody has those types of buddies.

You just have to learn to live with it,

[ghostsofgiants]

10. I usually have some bastard concoction of barbecue sauce, hot sauces and other spices.

It's fun to experiment.

[Jamastiene]

11. Ketchup. I go out of my mind when I don't have ketchup.

Then again, I'm NORMALLY out of my mind. I just go even MORE out of my mind when I run out of ketchup. I'm nuts.

[fizzgig]

12. it's a tossup

i love spicy mustard (none of that yellow mustard crap for me), but i put hot sauce on a lot of things, too. unless we're talking fries, then it's mayo.

[Fleshdancer]

14. I'm a ranch freak

I'm not proud of it, but my love for putting ranch on sandwiches, pizza, chicken tenders, salads, and cheese sticks is what it is.

[fizzgig]

20. forgot about ranch

i eat my pizza with hot sauce and ranch

[SacredCow]

15. Gotta go with the mayo...

better if it's homemade, but Hellman's also works.

[MorningGlow]

16. Mayo

Gotta have it on my turkey sammitches.

[flvegan]

17. Grapeseed Vegenaise.

[kentauros]

19. That too

:D

[Greyskye]

21. Some variety of hot sauce or red pepper flakes

Depends on what the food is. You have to match the spice to the food like you should match wine to food. :D

[soleiri]

22. Salsa

homemade deliciousness.

[CatholicEdHead]

24. Horseradish and Tabasco

[ZombieHorde]

36. A strong flavored combination.

[bigwillq]

25. Mayo or mustard

I can't decide!:)

[TZ]

27. No miracle whip?

:evilgrin:

[Inchworm]

29. Taco Bell "Fire" packets

I yoink as many as they'll give me when I go (rarely) and use 'em when I cook :rofl:

On hotdogs, too...with a li'l plain mustard added.. fughetaboutit!

:hi:

[mainegreen]

31. Mayo. It's also the most versitile.

Every heard of curry ketchup? Curry Mustard? Nope.

But Curry mayo is yummy. Mayo does so much.

[pinniped]

32. Mustard, any mustard, except mustard gas.

I saw this funny jar of mayo in Safeway one time. It was a big white spherical blob floating in a matrix of oil. Somehow the components had gotten separated.

[Bryan]

34. Mustard, since there was no entry for dill relish

As opposed to sweet relish, which is evil and of the devil.

[baldguy]

35. Mayo, then vinegar

[rrneck]

38. I used to

live in Memphis. If it weren't for BBQ, good Tequila and macaroni and cheese life wouldn't be worth living.

[Blue_Tires]

39. in order:

1: A1
2. Texas Pete
3: Mustard
4: BBQ

Also usually added are copious amounts of either Old Bay or Lowry's Seasoning Salt

[ZombieHorde]

42. I used to own a giant bottle of Texas Pete. Great stuff.

[rug]

40. Wait a minute, ketchup is a vegetable.

[Canuckistanian]

41. Heinz 57

I'd buy it in a gallon jug if I could.