Insult the person to whom you reply in this thread

[Orrex]

I predict that this will result only in 1,000+ top-level replies, but I can take it.

[Inchworm]

1. WTF kind of wording is that?

Let me get my abacus!

:P

[Haole Girl]

3. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

4. That smiling looks stupid. What kind of smiley has long legs?

Fuck that smiley.

[Haole Girl]

8. You are to whom I replied

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

10. I'm having a hell of a time doing the math!!

Is to whom I reply actually myself?

:rofl:

[Haole Girl]

13. I have no idea!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

16. What reply to whom for whom to reply of thought I did?

[Haole Girl]

19. Stop it!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

28. What? If we go into the science of who is replying to who, we could keep this going forever.

Recursive thread!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

41. cursing is bad, mmmkay?

:P

[underpants]

70. You lost all perspective when you endorsed the Pinto

[Danger Mouse]

2. I think your taste in something really sucks, you fucking fuck.

[JTG of the PRB]

5. Yeah? Well YOUR taste in men's slacks leaves something to be desired!

Bell bottoms went out AGES ago! Get with the times!

[Danger Mouse]

9. At least my pants weren't stolen from hobos.

Really, why do you steal pants form hobos? It's shameful.

[JTG of the PRB]

17. Because it's easy. Very, very easy.

[Orrex]

31. So's your momma. And her pants.

[foxfeet]

6. So's your momma.

[Danger Mouse]

11. Your username makes baby Jesus cry.

[foxfeet]

22. You face looks like baby Jesus's used diaper.

[Danger Mouse]

24. Your face looks like the contents of said diaper.

[foxfeet]

26. We're twins, then, huh?

[Orrex]

125. That's funny--I just thought you were a guy walking around with a mirror

[foxfeet]

130. Heifer.

[Chan790]

7. So does your taste in pizza. n/t

:P

[Danger Mouse]

14. My pizza could kick your pizza's ass.

[JTG of the PRB]

21. Your pizza tastes like garbage compared to my-a pizza!

[Danger Mouse]

23. You'd know what garbage tastes like since you eat it for breakfast in a bowl with milk.

[JTG of the PRB]

25. Milk is for pansies! Pansies like YOU!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

[Orrex]

29. What are you laughing at? I've seen pansies kick your ass. Actual pansies!

[Danger Mouse]

32. You have no right to talk, considering I saw jtg kick your ass last week.

[Orrex]

33. You're such a wuss that you couldn't even kick your own ass

[Danger Mouse]

36. You're such a wuss Harry Reid could kick your ass.

[Orrex]

38. You're such a wuss that Harry Reid could kick my ass while he's kicking your ass

[davsand]

104. You could lose an asskicking contest against a one legged man!

[flvegan]

12. Like you're a "person" replicant fucker.

[mcctatas]

18. look who's talking you muscle bound bow hunk

[flvegan]

27. Paddy likes me better!

Take that!

[mcctatas]

34. only because you put out quicker!

slut!

[flvegan]

39. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

and they're all like, it's better than yours.

Paddy loves a good milkshake.

God, he's gonna have a laugh at this.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

43. ROFL

you guys are fuuuuuuuuuuuucked up..:rofl:

[mcctatas]

44. And you know from fucked up you lace curtain heretic...

;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

49. Listen

you maudlin drunken Irish beer wench..:spank:

[mcctatas]

51. Hey Paddy....

"do you want the pop in a sack?"

[PaddyBlueEyes]

55. and she cuts off my nuts

and stuffs them in my mouth....wow. and the answer is....Hell yes!! Do you want to pop in the confessional, sister Mary margaret?

[mcctatas]

56. You did NOT just go there!

I hope your laundry piles up to unbearable levels mister! :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

59. It wont

you couldnt hold out that long...:hide:

[mcctatas]

61. Oh sweetie...

please tell me you did not just DARE me, oh you poor dear ;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

62. Oh crap

too late to take it back? 41 days...

[mcctatas]

63. I might make you beg just a little....

:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

64. down on knees

pretttyy plllllllllease..

[mcctatas]

65. as long as your down there....

I think I dropped my contact :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

66. found it...

it was stuck on yr inner thigh...:evilgrin:

[underpants]

68. Oh JESUS if you aren't defending Custer you are supporting Polk

[JTG of the PRB]

15. I can't figure out what your avatar is!

It's probably something nonsensical anyway!

[Orrex]

20. Your avatar says that you voted. Probably for a longer work-week.

You corporate stooge.

[MilesColtrane]

30. .

Yes, well, that's about the type blinkard, phillistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you noncreative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds, sqeezing blackheads, and not caring a tinkers cuss for the struggling artist, you excrement! You whining hipocritical toadies with your Brazillion jokes and your bleeding secret masonic handshakes, you wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well, I wouldn't become a free mason now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me.

[Orrex]

47. You totally plagiarized that, you unoriginal hack

[GOPisEvil]

35. SARACEN PIG!!!!

[Orrex]

37. Norman Rockwell!

Wait. Wrong Norman.

[GOPisEvil]

40. SPARTAN DOG!!!!

[Orrex]

42. Persian Rug!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

45. Egyptian cotton!!!!

[Orrex]

46. Cotton Mather!

[GOPisEvil]

48. Cotton Fitzsimmons!

[Orrex]

50. Gene Simmons!

[GOPisEvil]

54. Ace Frehley!

[Orrex]

57. Acer saccharum!!!

[XemaSab]

67. Acer saccharinum!

Oooooh... PWN3D J00! :o

[Orrex]

72. Shut up, you Latin-knowing asshat

[semillama]

127. Thou lumpish fool-born mumble-news! n/t

[underpants]

69. You have a weak grip and you roll your putz

putts

[Initech]

52. I fart in your general direction!!!

:popcorn:

[Orrex]

53. You're so dim that you don't even know what movie you're quoting.

[Initech]

58. I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!!!

[underpants]

71. It might help if you stopped with the mayonnaise smearing thing

[otherlander]

60. Ugly American dream-scape-goat-fucker!

Go do some Spider Jerusalem artichoke heart beat generation gap jean splicing!

[TZ]

73. Your puns are so bad...

They give me indigestion!

[Dr. Strange]

74. Good one!

You're the Washington Redskins of insulters!

[TZ]

75. and Jungle Jane

has some interesting things to say about your ah techniques!

[taterguy]

76. You couldn't spell "CAT" if they spotted you the C and the E

[TZ]

77. Your basketball team sucks!

They lost to BC who just lost to Harvard! :P

[taterguy]

78. Your basketball team plays in a "Field House"

What the fuck is a "Field House"

[TZ]

79. I don't know...

They actually play in a Center. (Comcast center) How the fuck don't you know that? :P

[taterguy]

80. They play in Cole Field House

Because in my life it's still the glory days of Lefty et al

[flvegan]

81. I can't believe an OP by such a douchebag is still going.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

82. I can't believe there are douchepickles like you still responding to it.

Oh wait...

[flvegan]

83. And yet here you are, picklefucker.

[Dr. Strange]

84. Nice post, taterholer.

[flvegan]

85. I know. All my posts are instant classics, DuhStrange you impotent wanker.

[TZ]

86. Well you fucksticks

are both increasing my knowledge of colorful language (picklefucker?:rofl:) Which as anybody knows me IRL will tell you is NOT a good thing!
You, potty mouthed corruptors of innocence you, Fivegan and DUHStrange!

[flvegan]

87. If you had anything above shit taste in movies, you'd know that "picklefucker"

came from Clerks II.

[TZ]

88. Maybe because unlike some illiterate troglodytes here.

I spend more time reading actual books than watching silly movies!

[flvegan]

89. Your Harlequin romance novels don't count as books, Danielle Steel.

[Dr. Strange]

90. Neither do the monthly issues of "Big-uns" magazine.

Just saying...

[TZ]

91. I'm guessing you know that from experience.

BTW, you realize that Gone with the Boobies isn't classic literature, right?

[Dr. Strange]

92. Frankly my dear...

I don't give a DDamn.

[TZ]

93. You are a DDouche.....

:P

[BeachBaby]

95. Coming from the turtlenshill....

that's saying something. :P

[Dr. Strange]

96. In her defense...

she's not that much of an Eagles fan.

[BeachBaby]

97. Nor Vikings.

Take THAT. :spank:

[Dr. Strange]

98. Curse your witty football-themed retort!

[TZ]

99. Nor Raider losing Broncos.....

:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

94. Silly movies? You're dead to me.

You cannot be a real friend to me until you watch "Clerks" "Clerks 2" and "Jay and Silent Bob".

[TZ]

100. Sorry...

I'm too busy reading Harlequin Romances...NOT!
:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

102. Where to start, where to start.....

I don't think words do justice here, just mere imagery:

[TZ]

117. Hmm from the man whose Maryland city brought us

William Donald Schaeffer who as a DEM endorsed Bush Senior over Bill Clinton...The original Lieberman!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

129. Yes, but you have to give credit where credit is due. The man did know how to dress.

Not to mention Balmer's had some pretty cool mayors since Willie Don:

[CreekDog]

121. Too busy watching Lifetime

:evilgrin:

Next on Lifetime: A film about a woman who is yearning...but then finds out...only to finally... :boring:

[flvegan]

101. Why no love for "Dogma"?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

103. Because Dogma sucked donkeys balls.

Only someone as dumb as you would like it.

[Cabcere]

105. Jusht like your mother lasht night, Trebek.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

107. Cabcere is all in the house with Trebek!

[Cabcere]

108. So is DuStrange, judging by that picture!

:rofl: How're ya doin', friend? :hug:

[Dr. Strange]

109. Horrible--someone just insulted my Trebek picture.

:P :hug:
What have you been up to?

[Cabcere]

112. LOL. Sorry 'bout that.

:P :hug: I've mostly been job-searching, with little luck so far - although I do have an interview for a part-time position next week! :bounce: :woohoo: I don't know how good my chances are, but in this economy I'm just really glad that I even got to the interview stage. We'll see how it goes, I guess. :hi:

[TZ]

114. Cab aka Jeanine!

Well this is the INSULT thread..
How ya doing girlfriend? Been awhile! :hi:

[Cabcere]

115. Oh SNAP!

:P :hug: Good to see you again, TZ. I'm doing all right, except for the whole "still unemployed" thing...How have you been? :pals:

[TZ]

118. Meh.

Ups and downs. Fighting with family (particularly one crazy relative) drama with friends, the occasional health issues/fights with insurance company. Right now I would say I'm kinda stuck at meh.

[Cabcere]

119. Sorry to hear about your troubles, TZ.

:hug: People can be real dicks sometimes, you know? :eyes: Hang in there. :pals:

[flvegan]

106. YOU ARE THE BALL LICKERS!

And what Cabcere said. :rofl:

[taterguy]

122. Taterholer?

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

123. flvegan + mashed potatoes = true love 4ever

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8051013

[EastTennesseeDem]

110. Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries

[lightningandsnow]

124. That's what she said.

[graywarrior]

111. Wait....who do I start with?

[EastTennesseeDem]

113. Start with your mother, after I'm through having sexual intercourse with her

[mcctatas]

116. And after those 2 minutes are up?

[graywarrior]

120. You'll have to dig her up.

[Lil Missy]

126. No.

[Orrex]

135. Meaning what?

[Lil Missy]

137. Cuz I was being ornery.

:P

[Orrex]

138. Well you can go jump in a lake

:spank:

[Skittles]

128. GO ON, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

YES INDEED

[Orrex]

133. My ass will kick your ewe

And your yew, you.

[yellowcanine]

131. Speak English much?

[Orrex]

132. Your grasp of advanced particle physics is entirely unremarkable

[Bucky]

134. My dear California Peggy...

... would never respond to this thread. Not unless Orrex is really CalPeggy's sock puppet which she uses to work all the anger out of her system. (How cool would that be!)

[TZ]

136. Can't be

CalPeggy's writing is SOOO much better...:evilgrin: