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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:10 PM Original message |
Random life lessons you have learned? |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. Okay...Not gonna ask about the consequences of that! |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:12 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. urine=ammonia |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:13 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. it made a toxic cloud of gas that burned my eyes and made me |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:05 AM Response to Reply #2 |
56. Ammonia + Bleach = Chlorine gas released. |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
3. dont tutch the but |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 02:45 AM Response to Reply #3 |
50. I'm surprised this only #3, frankly |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
5. Red pepper flakes hurt when they fly into your eye. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:17 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Oh my mother recently learned a corollary to that... |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:23 PM Response to Reply #9 |
14. This happened in YOUR town, by the way. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:16 PM Response to Original message |
6. My dear mcctatas! |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:19 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. Peggy my friend... |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 02:57 AM Response to Reply #12 |
53. she's so right and if i may i'd like to add: |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
7. Never to stick my head |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
8. Don't fry bacon in the nude. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:19 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I learned that the hard way |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
19. You had a boner frying bacon? |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:56 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. I pity your impotence |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
13. fail... |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:26 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. They you should have asked lessons one has learned through experience. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 11:32 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. Well it would be hard to fit a big guy like you and all your dogs inside |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:01 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Wait...a big guy like me fitting into a box? |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:23 AM Response to Reply #28 |
36. DUDE!!!! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:25 AM Response to Reply #36 |
37. What? |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:29 AM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Alright you two |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:18 PM Response to Original message |
10. Everyone is trying to fuck you |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:12 AM Response to Reply #10 |
29. That's cause I'm so hot |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
15. Be careful who your friends friends are. Your friends friends could coincidentally all be |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:24 PM Response to Original message |
16. If something says "collectible". |
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Dyedinthewoolliberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
18. That you can never, ever, ever, |
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kayakjohnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:45 PM Response to Original message |
20. Don't wipe your butt with a snowball. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 09:59 PM Response to Original message |
22. while duct tape is one of humankinds greatest achievements, |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
23. No matter how good it smells, lip gloss is not edible. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 10:00 PM Response to Original message |
24. If you snap one wheel off your bedframe... |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 10:44 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Oops. |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-07-09 10:48 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. I'd just take the wheels off both sides and be done with it. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:27 AM Response to Reply #26 |
38. Well... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:52 AM Response to Reply #38 |
45. Well, technically ANYTHING can come off... |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 01:32 PM Response to Reply #24 |
69. delete - wrong place |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
30. Don't put your lips on it. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:12 AM Response to Original message |
31. An extra ten dollars a month for collision insurance is worth it. |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
32. If you ever drop your keys in a pool of molten lava, |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:15 PM Response to Reply #32 |
78. well played, sir |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
33. When bridge jumping off the Haulover/Bal Harbor bridge in South Florida... |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:17 AM Response to Original message |
34. Don't Google yourself. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
35. As deadline draws nearer, |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:29 AM Response to Original message |
40. Wait for true love |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:50 AM Response to Reply #40 |
44. and much more pleasant than bleaching the litter box... |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:52 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. rofl |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:03 AM Response to Reply #44 |
54. well, that comes afterwards |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
41. You can lead someone to knowledge, but you can't make them think |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
42. When a horse falls on you, count your bones before you send help away |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:48 AM Response to Original message |
43. Don't jump across the dry desert gullies before checking for rattlesnakes on the other side |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:53 AM Response to Original message |
47. Always respect the zipper. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
48. Don't put the wine glass on top of the TV |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:34 PM Response to Reply #48 |
97. A corollary: if you put a candle on top of the TV, blow it out before going to bed... |
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TrogL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
49. Always know where your parka is |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 02:48 AM Response to Original message |
51. Deleted message |
krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
52. Reynold's Release is the best kitchen invention ever. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:17 AM Response to Reply #52 |
58. Nothing eclipses the sham-wow!!!!!! |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 10:13 AM Response to Reply #58 |
65. Then you have not experienced the bliss that is Reynold's Release |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:39 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. It sounds like some kind of weird tantric excercise |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:30 PM Response to Reply #66 |
83. Imagine, if you will... |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:04 AM Response to Original message |
55. 4 inches of water will float a car |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:07 AM Response to Original message |
57. Don't hit on a married guy's wife. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 04:07 AM Response to Reply #57 |
60. Noted. Only hit on unmarried guy's wives. nt |
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Adsos Letter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:33 AM Response to Original message |
59. Just because a thought comes into your head.... |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 04:08 AM Response to Original message |
61. When leaning over the guard rail at the Grand Canyon, hold on to your keys extra tightly. nt |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:10 PM Response to Reply #61 |
94. Updated version: Do not lean over the guard rail at the Grand Canyon. |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 09:16 AM Response to Original message |
62. Just because YOU don't know something's going on, doesn't mean it isn't. |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
63. You don't have to answer a ringing phone...(nt) |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 10:05 AM Response to Original message |
64. That (insert deity) DOES |
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Lethe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
67. never de-seed a jalepeno with your thumbnail and then masterbate a couple hours later |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 12:56 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. LoL |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
70. If a man really cares about you, he'll let you know if he asparagus for dinner the night before |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:22 PM Response to Reply #70 |
82. Umm. .... |
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dawgmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:44 PM Response to Reply #82 |
86. "Ick" says the one with a strong gag reflex...... |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:32 PM Response to Reply #70 |
85. This adds an interesting angle to "casting asparagus" |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
71. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:31 PM Response to Reply #71 |
84. HAHAHA! Check this out.. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 08:25 AM Response to Reply #84 |
90. Oh man |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
72. You'll shoot your eye out. |
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azmouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 01:43 PM Response to Original message |
73. Don't laugh at his jokes. You'll only encourage him. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
74. Don't wave back at semi drivers who are waving at you on the freeway. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:13 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. Really? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:15 PM Response to Reply #75 |
77. Oh god. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:17 PM Response to Reply #77 |
79. OMG! |
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AngryAmish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
76. Don't hook with a hooker |
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Symarip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
80. There's no way you can get out of being caught wiping your ass on your friends pillow |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:06 PM Response to Reply #80 |
92. Maybe if you don't wipe it on the one they are using at the time? |
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BeachBaby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
81. That many men just see women as another notch on their belt. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:08 PM Response to Reply #81 |
93. Far be it from me to defend men, but there are some who don't |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
87. You can't live your life for other people. |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
88. Don't eat yellow snow |
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Cabcere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jan-08-09 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
89. One of my brother's friends had a teacher who came into class one day |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
91. Any time you subscribe to a magazine, assuming you subscribe to more than one, |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 02:20 PM Response to Reply #91 |
102. Along the same lines... |
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Angel (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
95. I've learned |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:31 PM Response to Original message |
96. -People will believe any lie that puts the liar in a negative light. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
98. save your receipts |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
99. There are very few |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
100. Pick your battles |
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Doc_Technical (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
101. When using a plunger or other such tools |
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bookworm65t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jan-09-09 04:37 PM Response to Original message |
103. Try to get along with others as much as possible |
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